Alright, I gotta a couple e-mails asking for me to continue writting these, so I guess I'll give it a shot. Bad news first. The real 288 is on Adam's laptop, so this is really 289, but it'll be labeled 288. C'mon, you're a smart guy. Don't make this weird. Just roll with it. And in the meantime if you're bored, you can go to twitter.com/guycast, and see what's going on in the world of GC.

You guys have sent us so many good emails lately, that we've fallen behind. so we begin recording with e-mail #1, and won't stop until we're through them all. Thanks again guys, and keep 'em comin.

The Oscar nominations came out last week. Jeff and Tristan disagree what makes a movie qualify for best picture. Tristan thinks that a movie has to be good, Jeff just thinks it needs to be made by Pixar. When we're done with that, Susan joins us for a discussion on the etiquette of keeping pictures/items from old girlfriends. Enjoy

After two episodes in an evening, we finally get to those important topics, that Tristan has been trying to get to for several hours now. The payoff? Of course, great buildup, for little payoff. Just like a sexual encounter with a GuyCast Hero. Have fun. And when you leave unsatisfied. Try not to make too much noise. We're sleeping. There's a five on the kitchen counter for your cabride. Don't call us... Yeah, that's it. Just don't call.

What is the song that you hear that takes you back to a specific time and place. Or maybe just brings up a series of emotions you don't always feel. Is there on particular bar of one chorus of a song that takes you back to a middle school dance and then immediately gives you a stiffy? That's pretty much the topic for today. Enjoy just a short chapter out of the lives of our heroes.

We're such f***ing hypocrites. We complain about how much we hate all of the media hype over American Idol, and then we spend an entire show tlaking about it. Now the only difference is, all we do is talk about how much it sucked, and we swear that this will be the last time that we talk about it for the entire season. Unless somebody dies...on the show. That would be totally sweet.

GuyCast Hero #1's back and we did a marathon episode. You get an hour and a half of Jeff's checkered past, our theory's and methods for rating and dating women, foursome etiquette, and some really, really gay rating of one another towards the end of the show when the drinking really gets ramped up.

This is pretty self explanitory. If you don't know what this one's about, then you probably can't read. And are hence, probably not reading this. So why would I even write this for a guy who can't read? I don't have time to be sitting around writting long winded descriptions for episodes that will never be appreciated, either because of a crippling learning disorder or by your complete lack of respect for the educational system. Fuck you, you unappreciative jerkoff.

Tired of the cramped spaces on board airplanes? All you gotta do is put like, 3 or 400 pounds, and now they have to give you an extra seat for free! I don't know about you, but I'm looking into industrial sized containers of crisco and home delivery IV equipment. My Chrismas flight to florida's gonna be awesome.

The Dynamic Duo of Other Jeff and Josh the Mad Jew Scientist join us for a pair of shows tonight. We start with a little bit of chat about Christmas, Global Warming, and a man who gets his butthole sewn shut. I suppose that list should seem a little odd, but giving the context of this show, I guess it's not really. We finish up with a man who commited suicide with a chainsaw. Fuck. Yes.