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GuyCast - 305 - GuyCast Grabbag

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:03:00 GMT

Time for some e-mail catch-up. J-Rod checks in to keep us on a toes for out numbering system. Rocko from The 1 Night Stand shares a story about a 3-way with a whale. And Scott writes in to make Tristan admit his love Scott Sigler's audio book The Rookie. And we get really drunk. Again.

GuyCast - 304 - Technology is Awesome

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:02:00 GMT

Well, we try to not let our nerd hang out too much on the show, but every once in a while it just slips out when some sweet bit of flamewar pops up like the new iPhone vs. Palm Pre. It goes on a bit long. On another note, Josh the Mad Jew Scientist drops by, and we reward that behavior by berating him for 10 minutes about his habits of music theivery.

GuyCast - 303 - God Damn Computers

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:01:00 GMT

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. The Laptop that we run all of the show content off of finally took a dump. As a result, I'm not sure what we actually talked about on this one. But you can probably figure it out right. Blah blah blah (insert athlete here) is a douchbag. Instert dumb citizen doing incredibly dumb thing, what an asshole! Insert horrifying sexually themed joke, half-appology, followed up by another joke. This time probably with less appology and more laughter.

GuyCast - 302 - Threes Company - And Awesome

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:20:00 GMT

Marc continues his visit, we all continue to drink, and we spend 30 minutes talking about the only thing that's better than having wolverine claws. If you don't know, then I can't help you. But believe me. It's awesome. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 301 - Marc Stops By

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:18:00 GMT

Introducing Marc, he's 25% of the Face Off Hockey Show, Adam's early college roomate, and a closet homosexual. Well, that last part isn't true, but he's not here to defend himself, now is he? We shoot the shit on the new Star Trek, Adam's new ride, and of course, and little of the Hockies.

GuyCast - 300 - This is Madness

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:50:00 GMT

What the hell could we possibly say that hasn't already been said. 300 episodes of this crazy bullshit. And you guys are still here? Can't thank you enough. This has all been for you guys. You keep listening, We'll keep talking. Enough writting. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 299 - Bronx Bomb Factory

Wed, 27 May 2009 02:53:00 GMT

In a classic GC mishmash of guy-related bullshit, we cover a wide range today. We begin with a discussion on the yankees new billion dollar homerun factory that they've built in the city, and Tristan surmises on some of the finer rules of baseball and why they're bullshit. We move on to Marijuana, Dane Cook, and Tattoos. Big day. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 298 - Kinda OK Looking 100

Wed, 27 May 2009 02:51:00 GMT

Every year Maxim trots out their hot 100 list, and every year it's littered with a few repeat offenders, lots of women who have happened to be on their covers and do interviews, and then there's always a few that you look at and say "Wha?". It's my opinion that #1 is one of those. How can you look at your readers with a straight face and say "This moderately ok looking woman is clearly the hottest woman on The Fucking Planet. Period." Fuck you. You didn't even choose a good picture of her. Dipshits.

GuyCast - 297 - Saving Private Douchebag

Thu, 14 May 2009 23:31:00 GMT

And by Private Douchebag, I mean Phoenix. And by Phoenix, I mean Adam (Last Name Censored, because he would kill me for writting it here. Although I have half a mind to do so just so that the death threats come rolling into his house for the most monumentally stupid, idiotic, retarded thing that has ever come out of anyone's mouth.) Anyway. Here's an hour on movies. Good times. Adam and I are no longer friends. Podcast over. Thanks for being here. Hope you enjoyed the ride. I hate him so much.

GuyCast - 296 - Swine Flu and Sports

Thu, 14 May 2009 23:30:00 GMT

We come back from our vacation, finally. Swine Flu free, much to our suprise. We get started by doing a solid half-hour on sports. If you're not a sports fan. Sorry. We'll see you at 297.

GuyCast - 295 - Going for the Tit Part II

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:43:00 GMT

One of our young wards comes back to us or some advice on dealing with his fickel young mistress. And we attempt to help. Along the way we end up talking about forcing 11 year olds to watch hard core pornography...but we get there. Eventually.

GuyCast - 294 - The Danger Zone

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:42:00 GMT

There's nothing more fun for us than to get a little bit of party juice into us, step off on a topic...and then just run with it. Today's an in depth discussion on the etiquitte of the male high five/hand shake/ball in socket. Where it ends can only be described with the love that three men can have for two other men playing beach volley ball without their shirts on. Yep, that sounded gay. Go ahead and listen. It doesn't get any better from there.

GuyCast - 293 - Octocunt

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:18:00 GMT

This is a movement we invite you to join. Don't like someone or something? Fuck the strongly worded letter. Just don't buy it. Don't watch it. Don't give them the satisfaction. Also, we talk about Wolverine. Yeeaahh...Snicky Snicky Snoik.

GuyCast - 292 - Hey Jealousy

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:17:00 GMT

Susan swings by the studio (and by swings by i mean, i yelled out into the livingroom for her and she came in) to chat with us about what makes the jealouse monster tick, and what makes him repulsive. We also talk about pirates, the retirement of John Madden, and what do the GuyCast Heroes look at on their own time?

GuyCast - 291 - Phoenix's Wild Ride

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:10:00 GMT

We jump off from the point of Adam's 1996 Mercury Pillager. He needs a new ride. Bad. From there it's a quick trip (race?) down memory lane. We did lots of stupid, stupid things when we were kids with our cars. And still do sometimes. Here are just a few of those things.

GuyCast - 290 - Sleep When You're Dead

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:09:00 GMT

This is one of those rare episodes that starts with some pretty mundane ingedients, but comes out delicious. Like Pizza. The NCAA Championship, sleep, more on cancer, a new listener, and more chatting about shitty theaters. As always, the devil is in the details, so get listening.

GuyCast - 289 - The First Rule of Fight Club

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:08:00 GMT

This episode is a little dated (a few weeks) because it disapeared into the deapths of Adam's Laptop for a couple of weeks. But it's a good one. We have everything a guy needs here: Cage Fighting (in a a real cage), Booby Traps (with real boobies) and Amputee Fucking (with real...Stumps?). Enjoy!

GuyCast - 288 - Twitts Are For Kids

Tue, 7 Apr 2009 02:09:00 GMT

Alright, I gotta a couple e-mails asking for me to continue writting these, so I guess I'll give it a shot. Bad news first. The real 288 is on Adam's laptop, so this is really 289, but it'll be labeled 288. C'mon, you're a smart guy. Don't make this weird. Just roll with it. And in the meantime if you're bored, you can go to twitter.com/guycast, and see what's going on in the world of GC.

GuyCast - 287 - Four Year Party

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:33:00 GMT

GuyCast - 286 - Courage Juice

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:32:00 GMT

GuyCast - 285 - Cameron Diaz Hates Children

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:26:00 GMT

GuyCast - 284 - Nerds With Guns

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:25:00 GMT

GuyCast - 283 - My New Haircut

Fri, 6 Mar 2009 00:19:00 GMT

GuyCast - 282 - Kablamo

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:39:00 GMT

GuyCast - 281 - Bubble Blowing Champions

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:38:00 GMT

GuyCast - 280

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:24:00 GMT

GuyCast - 279

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:17:00 GMT

GuyCast - 278

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:16:00 GMT

GuyCast - 277 - Listener Email Catchup Show

Tue, 3 Feb 2009 01:44:00 GMT

You guys have sent us so many good emails lately, that we've fallen behind. so we begin recording with e-mail #1, and won't stop until we're through them all. Thanks again guys, and keep 'em comin.

GuyCast - 276 - A Question of Etiquette

Tue, 3 Feb 2009 01:42:00 GMT

The Oscar nominations came out last week. Jeff and Tristan disagree what makes a movie qualify for best picture. Tristan thinks that a movie has to be good, Jeff just thinks it needs to be made by Pixar. When we're done with that, Susan joins us for a discussion on the etiquette of keeping pictures/items from old girlfriends. Enjoy

GuyCast - 275 - Current Events

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:40:00 GMT

After two episodes in an evening, we finally get to those important topics, that Tristan has been trying to get to for several hours now. The payoff? Of course, great buildup, for little payoff. Just like a sexual encounter with a GuyCast Hero. Have fun. And when you leave unsatisfied. Try not to make too much noise. We're sleeping. There's a five on the kitchen counter for your cabride. Don't call us... Yeah, that's it. Just don't call.

GuyCast - 274 - The Songs of Yesteryear

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:38:00 GMT

What is the song that you hear that takes you back to a specific time and place. Or maybe just brings up a series of emotions you don't always feel. Is there on particular bar of one chorus of a song that takes you back to a middle school dance and then immediately gives you a stiffy? That's pretty much the topic for today. Enjoy just a short chapter out of the lives of our heroes.

GuyCast - 273 - GC AI Goodbye

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:36:00 GMT

We're such f***ing hypocrites. We complain about how much we hate all of the media hype over American Idol, and then we spend an entire show tlaking about it. Now the only difference is, all we do is talk about how much it sucked, and we swear that this will be the last time that we talk about it for the entire season. Unless somebody dies...on the show. That would be totally sweet.

GuyCast - 272 - In Retrospect This is Really Gay

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:06:00 GMT

GuyCast Hero #1's back and we did a marathon episode. You get an hour and a half of Jeff's checkered past, our theory's and methods for rating and dating women, foursome etiquette, and some really, really gay rating of one another towards the end of the show when the drinking really gets ramped up.

GuyCast - 271 - 2008 Year in Review

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:05:00 GMT

This is pretty self explanitory. If you don't know what this one's about, then you probably can't read. And are hence, probably not reading this. So why would I even write this for a guy who can't read? I don't have time to be sitting around writting long winded descriptions for episodes that will never be appreciated, either because of a crippling learning disorder or by your complete lack of respect for the educational system. Fuck you, you unappreciative jerkoff.

GuyCast - 269 - Standoff

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:29:00 GMT

The Dynamic Duo of Other Jeff and Josh the Mad Jew Scientist join us for a pair of shows tonight. We start with a little bit of chat about Christmas, Global Warming, and a man who gets his butthole sewn shut. I suppose that list should seem a little odd, but giving the context of this show, I guess it's not really. We finish up with a man who commited suicide with a chainsaw. Fuck. Yes.

GuyCast - 270 - Fat Bastards

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Tired of the cramped spaces on board airplanes? All you gotta do is put like, 3 or 400 pounds, and now they have to give you an extra seat for free! I don't know about you, but I'm looking into industrial sized containers of crisco and home delivery IV equipment. My Chrismas flight to florida's gonna be awesome.

GuyCast - 268 - Stick Em Up

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:27:00 GMT

I have four things written in front of me that describe this show. Stick 'em up (I believe that's the opening music we chose), one night stands, ten steps for a one nighter, and Die Hard. I don't really remember anything about any of those. I hope it was good. Assuming I was there.

GuyCast - 267 - Hookers Horseplay and Shoes Oh My

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:26:00 GMT

We open up today with some hypotheticals such as Would Adam fuck a hooker for free? And where exactly does Adam's moral compass point? Also, after eight years, someone finaly took a shot at bush. Unfortunately, it was only with a shoe. What are you gonna do?

GuyCast - 266 - Foreplay is for Losers

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:23:00 GMT

Good news boys! A new study says foreplay is over rated! That's right. No more spending all that time with kissing and touching. Just get her pants off and go right for it! And when your girlfriend asks you why you're trying to fuck her without even making eye contact, you just tell her "It's science baby!". Now, the bad news is, that same study says that while you don't need to spend more tim eating box, you do need to actually have sex for, on average, a full 15-20 minutes. Which, let's be serious, it might has well say a day and a half.

GuyCast - 265 - Inevitable

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:00:00 GMT

The Maryland Terrapins continue to break the hearts of our GuyCast heroes. Things have changed a bit in the GuyCast pick 'em results. And finally, GuyCast gets the inevitable e-mail from a black listener about Tristan's racial diatribes.

GuyCast - 264 - Geek Squad

Fri, 5 Dec 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Tristan saw Quantum of Solace over the weekend and still has no earthly idea what the title fuckin means. We talk a little about the new Star Trek movie, and quite a bit about video games. The new XBox dashboard etcetera. Man, we are huge nerds. Anyway. Enjoy. We'll be back with two more shortly.

GuyCast - 263 - All Clear on the Firing Line

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Other Jeff continues his stay at GC5, and even Susan joins us for a little bit. Please forgive her folks, she gets mean when she's drunk.

GuyCast - 262 - Fine Young Cannibals

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:17:00 GMT

We saw Zak and Miri. We review the official website of the fleshlight. And then we recall one of the most horrifying tales to happen in real life.

GuyCast - 261 - Insert Clever Election Title Here

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:16:00 GMT

The GuyCast election special. Just like CNN only with more swearing. And drinking. Come to think of it CNN would be alot better if it was just Wolf Blitzer swearing and drinking. Listen to me. Just full of ideas and no ambition or follow through. And that's why assholes still rule the world.

GuyCast - 260 - Phuck Philly

Wed, 5 Nov 2008 01:39:00 GMT

Congrats to the Phillies...the only thing to come out of Phillidelphia in 25 years. Besides a movie about AIDS starring Tom Hanks. But who wants to be known for AIDS?

GuyCast - 259 - Miss Larceny USA

Wed, 5 Nov 2008 01:38:00 GMT

What if you could erase the more painful moments of your life? Would you? Has this topic already been discussed ad nauseum by a critically aclaimed Jim Carey movie? You be your ass. Does that stop us from talking about it here? Fuck No!

GuyCast - 258 - The Sound of Silence

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:07:00 GMT

It's been coming for a long time. Sorry you had to wait so long. The sound quality on Guycast is now near perfect (IMHO). Oh yeah, and it's been three years since the birth of GuyCast. As always, thanks to all of you who helped us get this far. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 256 - Competitive Partying

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:15:00 GMT

Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.

GuyCast - 257 - Soft Serve

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Other Jeff joins us for an episode of odd questions, wierd hypotheticals, and a little bit of discussion about what would inspire a smokin hot 24-year-old blonde to bang the likes of Hugh Heffner, besides the obvious alure of his ancient, wrinkly balls.

GuyCast - 255 - Tristan and Adam, Traffic Heroes

Thu, 2 Oct 2008 22:54:00 GMT

NFL Pick 'em update, traffic chat, among other things. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 254 - More Tits, Less Bones

Thu, 2 Oct 2008 22:52:00 GMT

You ever watch a high fashion show, and realize that your having a hard time getting a hard on because all the models look like they're either young boys, or suffer from a crippeling eating disorder...either one is a distinct possibility. The good news is, things are starting to change.

GuyCast - 253 - Happy Nine Eleven Day

Thu, 2 Oct 2008 22:51:00 GMT

9/11, The greatest movie quotes of all time. And preparing for one of the greatest movie sequels of all time.

GuyCast - 252 - There's No Reason for This

Thu, 2 Oct 2008 22:49:00 GMT

We're so sorry. We're so so sorry. This is what you get for recomending we drink for every episode.

GuyCast - 251 - Other Payment Options Include

email@guycast.net — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:40:00 GMT

Little bit of movie chat, the fate of Tom Brady, and a little talk about other ways of taking care of the tab at the end of the night.

GuyCast - 250 - Social Aftermath

email@guycast.net — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:38:00 GMT

The aftermath of the 249 social lubricant debacle.

GuyCast - 249 - Social Lubricant

Wed, 3 Sep 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Fingerbang. Isn't that a great word? I think it's underused in modern day society. Anyway, we get drunk (yes, again) and get Josh the Mad Jew Scientist and Other Jeff to open up about their deviant sexual pasts. And it is F*ckin awesome.

GuyCast - 248 - A Running Theme

Wed, 3 Sep 2008 01:40:00 GMT

Have you ever wanted to... Do you sometimes think that... Are you a complete freak of nature so sometimes you wanna... Neverfuckinmind...Here it is...Again. Jesus. What's wrong with us?

GuyCast - 247 - A Bridge Too Far

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:08:00 GMT

This episode just goes to show you that a little Other Jeff, and a lot of Captain Morgan, goes a long way. By the way, the computer crashed mid episode, that's why the wierd break at about 16 min. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 246 - The Other Jeff

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:07:00 GMT

Our buddy "The Other Jeff" Stops by for an evening of Drinking, debauchery (That's spelled wrong. Like I give a fuck. that's a fag word anyway) And just a teeny little bit of show.

GuyCast - 242-245 - Come Back Compilation

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:41:00 GMT

Finally, GuyCast returns. It's been a rocky road back, between computers crashing and losing episodes. But here they are. Some more explaination lies within, but the important thing is we're back. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 241 - I Want to Believe

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Do you believe in aliens. Probably not. But that's because you're not retarded. But Tristan is, and so he does. You can now hit up GuyCast via Facebook if you're so inclined.

GuyCast - 239 - I Hope Bret Farve Dies Soon

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:13:00 GMT

The title says it all. That way, when he dies, we can spend the summer talking about something other than whether Farve is going to play or not. We also have a little more to say about the atist known as Little Wayne.

GuyCast - 240 - GCI II

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:13:00 GMT

Again the title says it all. The return of GCI.

GuyCast - 238 - Signs

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:33:00 GMT

Ever wonder whether a chick is hitting on you? So you take the shot and she tells you "Ew, get off of me." And you realize that she was just looking at her watch. And maybe that glassy look in her eyes was boredom and not vag wetting lust lust like you thought. Yeah, me too. Maybe this will help.

GuyCast - 237 - The Sound is Back

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:41:00 GMT

I am so very sorry about the sound quality on 235. The explaination for that lies within. Other than that we tlak a little about the new Batman movie, wanted and explore Pheonix's dark obsession with Dave matthews.

GuyCast - 235 - Old Skool

Sat, 5 Jul 2008 23:31:00 GMT

A pair of returns tonight. Just sit back and enjoy a little old school GC.

GuyCast - 234 - Like Autism but with Bullets

Fri, 4 Jul 2008 22:18:00 GMT

It's like autism but with bullets. - Phoenix

GuyCast - 233 - Death and Dancing

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:53:00 GMT

You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin him only once. Remember that.

GuyCast - 232 - ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:58:00 GMT

Here's to the man who paved the way for potty mouth little bastards like us to have an outlet with which to pour our filth out into the world. Thanks George.

GuyCast - 231 - We Can Hear You

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:50:00 GMT

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. If playstation can use shakespeare to sell video games. I sure as shit can use it to sell GuyCast.

GuyCast - 230 - Party Fag

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:33:00 GMT

We begin with the common discussion on referees rigging games, although now with a bit more evidence to back us up. We bestow a little more help on Mr. Wizzard. We talk a little bit about M Knight Shamalan. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong. No, I Didn't look it up. If you want your name spelled right, get a good American name like Smith or Ramirez.

GuyCast - 229 - Going for the Tit

Sun, 8 Jun 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Thanks to a question from Kelly, Adam and I take a trip down memory lane, dispensing bits of advice that we fished out of the trashcan of our mispent youths. Enjoy

GuyCast - 228 - The Golden Snatch

Thu, 5 Jun 2008 00:46:00 GMT

What would it take for you to run around a college campus with a broom between your legs? Hopefully alot. Sounds still not perfect but we'll get a good sound check in next week. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 227 - Welcome to GC5

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Welcome to the first episode recorded from the fifth GuyCast studio. Please forgive our audio quality as we get the kinks worked out. We need to cut some echo and rework the levels, but we'll get there. In the mean time, enjoy some stories from over the break. And one from Fuzz and Intern Ryan on the special bond between a boy and his car. That bond, is probably semen.

GuyCast - 226 - Alchohol is My Antidrug

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:02:00 GMT

The final GuyCast recorded out of the GC4 studio in Annapolis. And we don't really go out with much of a bang. This one proves that drinking during shows does not always yield positive results. So for now at least, enjoy this short and ultimately unfulfilling episode.

GuyCast - 225 - Moving Day

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:01:00 GMT

As you may have heard, GTA 4 was released this week. And Guess what, Adam's played it. So now you can be the first on your block to hear how it stacks up to versions past, and between systems. Of course, being the first assumes that every one of your friends has been sticken blind, deaf, and retarded for the last three weeks. Otherwise they might have already heard about it.

GuyCast - 224 - The Return Continues

Sun, 18 May 2008 21:58:00 GMT

Jeff joins us for one more, and in typical GuyCast fassion, we get very little done. Adam opens up a little on the breakup. And we impart useless and probably counterproductive advice on meeting the ladies.

GuyCast - 223 - The Prodigal Son

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:29:00 GMT

The Triumphant return. Enjoy. It's just like Jesus, only better.

GuyCast - 222 - Phoenix Loves Porno

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:13:00 GMT

Well in case you were ever curious about Craig from Scotland's Ballbag, here's your answer. From there, the show spirals downward into a discussion about porn and the people who do their best to keep it in the media.

GuyCast - 221 - A Jam Packed Show

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Just kiding. We get almost nothing done here, but we like to think it was good time doing nothing. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 220 - One Minute Man

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:03:00 GMT

A hodge podge, mostly made up of your e-mails and comments on everything from drunken episodes, street racing, and a story that is your proof that your level of sexual prowess is up to par, regardless of what your girlfriend tells her lover about you when you're at work. So keep on strokin', and get this article framed and put up in your bedroom.

GuyCast - 219 - Rock Chalk Jayhawk

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:49:00 GMT

Little bit about of chat about the national championship. Little bit about some movies. There will be blood. Iron Man. And a little something extra for you to do during next years tournament. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 218 - That Got Out of Hand Quickly

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 00:51:00 GMT

On occasion things get out of hand here at GuyCast, and this evening was on of those times. Words probably cannot describe how out of hand things got on the air. I'm not even sure that I remember how out of hand it got. Well, enjoy.

GuyCast - 217 - Flying the Friendly Skies

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 00:46:00 GMT

What's up and welcome back to Guycast bitches. Sorry about the break, but we're back and up to speed here and begin with a chat on the status of the 2008 NCAA Tournament. And then on a couple of reasons why the train is still the best option for long distance travel.

Guycast - 215 and 216 - The Futures Not Set

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 02:55:00 GMT

Sorry about the delay. The beginning explains it all. We hope to be back on soon. Thanks for hangin in there in the mean time. Enjoy some chatting about the NCAA tourney (two weeks old now) and some other random junk. -Tristan

GuyCast - 214 - Hindsight

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Thanks to a new listener, Adam and I take an hour-long trip down memory lane, talking about our high school expiriences, good and bad.

GuyCast - 213 - The Loss

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:46:00 GMT

We begin with a chat about the most devistating loss for either of us, maybe better, but at the very least in recent memory. We move on to discussion on the retirement of Bret Farve, give out a little advice, and finish with a chat about Darkon...well, you'll just have to listen.

GuyCast - 212 - I Lost the Show Notes

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Frankly, I lost the show notes, and don't really remember what we talked about. I know there's some stuff about the election. Probably the Terps. And some sort of outlanding sexual behavior is probably a safe bet. All the class and tact that you've come to expect from us here at GuyCast. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 211 - God Damn Hippies

Tue, 4 Mar 2008 01:36:00 GMT

We open with a discussion on the bastardization of great landmarks in sports, such as Byrd Stadium (and slightly less notably, Wrigley Field). Also, I guess the Oscars happen. We finish with a discussion on the $5000 car powered by air.

GuyCast - 210 - I Cant Read or Write

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:49:00 GMT

We begin this one by proving that Adam really does know a little something about sports. Even if that doesn't really translate into any kind of realiable predictability. From there its onto an english teacher with a bizzare secret, and for once it doesn't involve somebody fucking someone or something innapropriate.

GuyCast - 209 - Being THAT Guy

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:17:00 GMT

A little bit of discussion, inspired by Fuzz, about being a little to drunk for the appropriate occasion. Hell, who hasn't been?

GuyCast - 208 - The Child Man

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Men are putting off being adults until later. Women are pissed. What the fuck is new. PS- The embedded Picture is the one i promised last week of McNabb puking during the Madden Finals.

GuyCast - 207 - This Concept Makes Me Die Inside

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:28:00 GMT

Well...I supose it's easier than eating box. But still. Has it come to this? Anyway. I'm pretty sure this may signal the end of manhood as we know it. Also, Adam answers the question, how long will GuyCast go on?

GuyCast - 206 - Erika Is In Fact Real

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT

We finally hear from Adam's girlfriend, who many of you may be thinking is imaginary, but I assure you, she is very real. I have seen her picture at least twice, and Adam has pointed out the school she goes to in Canada on a map. Anyway, she wrote us and e-mail. We also cover some of the cool shit that you guys posted on the forums.

GuyCast - 205 - Makeup Sports

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:28:00 GMT

It happens every once in a while. It may be that we occasionally get so self absorbed in chatting about sports, poorly and with very little real insight I might add, that we just lose all track of time. Maybe it's the perfect storm of the superbowl, steroids, and some other clever sports term that starts with "S". But this is one of those times. Thirty minutes of sports. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 204 - Word Tracking

Wed, 6 Feb 2008 02:09:00 GMT

10 Things never to say to a woman. Discuss.

GuyCast - 203 - Josh the Mad Jew Scientist

Sat, 2 Feb 2008 02:38:00 GMT

This ones a little embarassing. Somehow this little thing called "The Superbowl" happened to slip by us. Somehow we traded out spending a half hour tlaking about the biggest sporting event of the year andpossibly the biggest football game in 35 years...to talk about Britney Spears. We will be turning in our testicles to Guy Headquarters this weekend. We appologize.

GuyCast - 202 - Sorry Our Sound Sucks

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:53:00 GMT

I appologize. The frequency of guests has fucked with our levels at an increasing rate. But that aside, this a half hour movie, TV, and sports talk. Something different for a change.

GuyCast - 201 - Off Topic

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:45:00 GMT

So things got a little out of hand at the 200 celebration. But we decided to record this one anyway. Brooks and Susan join us, and we go from there. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 200 - Finally

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:43:00 GMT

Sorry this one took so long. But we finally bring you number 200. We get a little off topic here. We start with American Gladiators, and get from everything from giant black dicks. T.O. Crying. T.R. banging Jessica Simpson. And confessions of a college whore. A special thanks to everyone who's been here along the way. We appreciate your support. And look forward to the next hundred.

GuyCast - 199 - Pablo the Sex Robot

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:29:00 GMT

What if you could bang a robot? Would you? Well, knowing you the answer's probably yes, seeing as how youd put your dick into anything with a hole. But for normal people who weren't victims of sexual molestation by their fourth grade caffeteria lady, this poses an interesting question. And so begins our premise for next week. Note: 200 will be a bit late. I've been home sick for the past few days. You'll probably get it on Monday or so. Sorry.

GuyCast - 198 - For Christs Sake Stop Homeschooling

Mon, 7 Jan 2008 03:03:00 GMT

Jim joins us with a little New Years Review. Big week for firings in the NFL. And Fuzz lets us into his life to give us the best argument against homeschooling we've ever heard.

GuyCast - 197 - GuyCast Crap in Review

Thu, 3 Jan 2008 02:20:00 GMT

We tried another year-in-review. But they can't all be winners.

GuyCast - 196 - Karma

Thu, 3 Jan 2008 02:19:00 GMT

On the verge of one of the greatest accomplishments in sports history, we find something better to talk about. Like the time Tristan got treated like a...like an...well...he got treated differently because of his race. Kinda. It was more like. Well. Just listen.

GuyCast - 195 - Insert Clever Title Here

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Welcome back for our Christmas spectacular. Just kidding. This has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever.But we do talk about the best way to approach and woman, and a guy who died stuck in a cat door! Awesome!

GuyCast - 194 - Just Another Thursday

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:05:00 GMT

Some of our listeners respond to 193. We here from a couple of homeschooled citizens. We continue our investigation into the world of dirty refs. And a man punishes his son and makes a fortune. Thats it. Just another Thursday.

GuyCast - 193 - Drugs Part II

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:17:00 GMT

Brooks joins us for a marathon session, and one of GuyCasts crown jewels. 90 minutes of everything you've ever wanted to know about a mans fall into the grip of drugs. Uncensored. No punches pulled. A special thanks to Brooks for spilling his personal life out over the internet. No further description required. Take a listen, and enjoy.

GuyCast - 192 - Brooks In The Hizzle

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Finally, Brooks joins us for an evening of hangin out, drinking, and some show. It's the first of a couple episodes that were a couple of my all time favorites. And if you like this one, you ain't seen nothin yet.

GuyCast - 191 - Im So Sorry

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:03:00 GMT

We open with a little discussion on the years top video games. And it pretty much takes a hard left turn from there...Again. I'm so very sorry. We also hear from a fan who has some interesting plan for his college years. And Nostradamus Dan checks back in with a story.

GuyCast - 190 - The Death of Pyrovian

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:35:00 GMT

Pyrovian (kyle) checks in for a final time, and reveals his true identity. We also take a look at one of the worlds most hard to get and hard to get beers. Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat now. And if you tell the police you have a gun, it doesn't matter what you have, there are probably five cops who would love to kill you. You got $5000 layin around to help fund the war in Iraq? Yeah didn't think so. See ya monday.

GuyCast - 189 - Breaking The Ice

Wed, 5 Dec 2007 01:29:00 GMT

Have you ever been in an awkward social situation, only to have it made even more awkward by some person of authority who wants everyone to be freinds? Yeah, us too. We also talk a little about a boy who really takes the hard way out, and a man frustrated with his local police. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 188 - For 21

Sat, 1 Dec 2007 02:00:00 GMT

Let's get the obvious out of the way. Sean Taylor, one of the greatest defensive players in the NFL, a husband and father at 24, was shot and killed this week. Sad. Nuff said. In other news, people are getting tazered left and right and posting it on YouTube, and it's Fucking awesome! Enjoy!

GuyCast - 187 - What Just Happened

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:50:00 GMT

Well, I just looked through the notes for this weeks show, and I don't remember recording any of it. I think Adam may have used some Aqua Dots to have his way with me. Wow, that was a little gay wasn't it? Anyway, I hope this one is good. Who the hell knows.

GuyCast - 187 - What Just Happened

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:42:00 GMT

GuyCast - 186 - Credit Where Credit is Due

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Hooray! Sports Guy Phoenix finally gets a pick for major sporting event correct live on the air! Well, why let a good thing continue, we let Adam take a crack at predicting this years NCAA Football national Champion. We also talk about some more F***ed up stuff. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 185 - Citizens on Patrol

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:51:00 GMT

This is a just a mish mash of things. And Stuff. No need for a clever description. Just good old fashion Guycast tomfoolery.

GuyCast - 184 - Cheaters Always Win

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:06:00 GMT

It's a sports day here at guycast. NFL, College football, Ohio State Michigan, Patriots Colts, Ravens Steelers, and perhaps more importantly, updates on cricket.

GuyCast - 183 - Tasteless

Tue, 6 Nov 2007 00:54:00 GMT

WARNING: This episode may contain the most horrible thing you've ever heard, and we've ever read. In retro-spect, it was probably wildly inappropriate. But that's how we roll. If you're a brave soul, press play, and find a bucket. You might need it.

GuyCast - 182 - Im A Ghost Bitch

Fri, 2 Nov 2007 02:49:00 GMT

Halloween, A private party, sluts, the iPod Touch, Philly is for bitches. And Guycast recieved it's greatest compliment of all time. Enjoy.

GuyCast - 181 - Breakin The Rules

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Every once in a while, it's good to know what the other side is thinking. Relationships, dating, and fuck-buddying ain't checkers boys, it's chess. You always have to be a move ahead. Naw, strike that, you need to be like 22 moves ahead, because she's already 23, so you've gotta work hard to be just one step behind. Listen to this, take it in, and adapt. Good luck out there boys.

GuyCast - 180 - Two And Counting

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Two years of GuyCast, what the hell are you still doing listening to this? But thank you all. It's been a great two years. Been a lot of changes this year, and we thank those of you who have hung with us, and those who have joined us along the way. We've said it 180 times: You keep listening, We'll keep talking.

GuyCast - 179 - For Breeding Purposes

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Love, marriage, kids, breeding, darwin, M&M's, Generation-do-what-the-fuck-I-feel-like and our latests presidential candidate. Welcome to episode 179.

GuyCast - 178 - 178 Redux

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:41:00 GMT

There are only a few times in a man's life when it's ok to cry. We've mentioned those before. For Tristan, this was two of those times. Finishing Halo 3, and irrepairably losing an episode of Guycast. So this is our attempt at doing it again.

GuyCast - 177 - Anonymous

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Jim and Abby stop by for the show. Things get wierd. Who's suprised? Not us.

GuyCast - 176 - The Soju Experience Part I

Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:58:00 GMT

Anthrax. Britney Spears. More Salmon Sperm. Statutory Rape. Bear Rape. Matricide. Foreign Alchohol. Find it all here on Episode 176! To be continued at a later date.

GuyCast - 175 - Post Game Report

Sun, 7 Oct 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Well here it is. The moment you've been waiting for. Or not. If you wanna hear about the wedding and festivities surrounding, then here is your chance, if not, then see you Monday.

GuyCast - 174 - Heroes

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:26:00 GMT

I'm off to Hawaii. So no time for silly descriptions that no one reads anyway. Remember we're off next week. We'll see you next Thursday at 8pm EST.

GuyCast - 173 - What Underwear

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:55:00 GMT

We return to scene of the crime for Tristan's bachelor party. OJ Simpson is back in jail. No seriously. And finally, Poopcorn makes a run at the throne of Nostradamus Dan. Whether he takes it or not. Well that's your call.

GuyCast - 172 - All Growed Up

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:07:00 GMT

We said we were gonna do that. So we did it. And now we've done it. So stop asking. It's a show about freshman year in college. What the F--K else do you need to know? What are you dumb? Why are you still reading this garbage? Haven't you learned by now that there's never anything useful written in these descriptions? I don't even know why I still do this garbage. Nobody cares.I should just kill myself. Enjoy. Bitches.

GuyCast - 171 - Spy Games

Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:46:00 GMT

While the NFL may not know the proper way to give out financial punishments, the FIA normally does. And so does a whily old deacon from Sooner county. And so do a couple of airline mechanics on a runway in Kathmandu. Keep these in mind the next time you decide to open your fat mouth.

GuyCast - 170 - This one time

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:52:00 GMT

This one time, at band camp...well, actually it was a band trip, but that's not the point. We take an e-mail from a new listener, we talk about some of the top myths about traffick tickets, and we look at one of Atlanta's brilliant new proposed laws, enjoy.

Guycast - 169 - The stand in

Fri, 7 Sep 2007 23:29:00 GMT

We finally celebrate the return of football into our lives. The NFL opens tonight with the Saints display of how much they don't care about New Orleans. Lets not forget how much Michigan sucks. We also discuss a man who goes to great leangths to keep his girlfriend from finding out how small his manhood really is.

GuyCast - 168 - On Phucking

Tue, 4 Sep 2007 00:51:00 GMT

Shaun writes us with an eternal guy dilemma: How do you go about popping that ever elusive cherry? We have our ideas, and theres a good chance they won't get him arrested, but no promises. We also look at swingers, and Russia's solution to their under population problem.

GuyCast - 167 - Let there be internet

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:19:00 GMT

Let there be internet- Owen Wilson tried to kill himself. Certainly not an UGW. Try harder next time Owen. I oughta start spending more time with the software on my cell phone. Also: Fox News, 16 year old hookers, Sneakers for rockets, and the $65 million dollar pants. Reloaded. Again. And three words: Dwarf, penis, vacuum. Hell Yes.

GuyCast - 166 - Walk it off

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:46:00 GMT

This week we pick an essay from Tuckermax.com. Check out the website. This is just one of many hilarious stories to be found there. We also tell the tale of an African man, with a bullet lodged in his torso, who was told by doctors to "walk it off".

GuyCast - 165 - @

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:21:00 GMT

Michael Vick, crooked referees, and the downfall of sports in general. Crazy fundamentalists send one of the worst sounding games ever to our troops over seas. Parents name there kids an unusual name, a blind man drives a car drunk (with a little help). And to my eternal shame, more goat sex.

GuyCast - 163 - Fire in the hole

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:42:00 GMT

Sorry this is late, we fucked up. But anyway, we discuss the ultimate fate of the most hallowed record in baseball, a shop owner who takes meter maids into his own hands, a new prank perpetrated by YouTube jockeys, and cheerleaders that blame Red Bull for making them pregnant, 4Real.

GuyCast - 164 - Do it Yourself

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:26:00 GMT

What does every guy do when he can't get something done? Of course, he does it himself. This guy thought the same, although we maybe think he would have been better off just not doing it. Other than that, we discuss some of the strange behaviors of Apple's co-founder, and one man thinks that Jesus was probably gay.

Guycast - 162 - Back to the well

Mon, 6 Aug 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Back the Animal Sex well again. Sorry. But we also get to an exorcism gone wrong, and a man aroused by traffic signs...your guess is as good as ours.

Guycast - 161 - Changes

Fri, 3 Aug 2007 02:39:00 GMT

The first episode of Jeff-free Guycast is off and running, slowly, and curving a little to the left. Today we broadcast from a new studio, so bear with us. Don't forget to vote for Pacific Coast Hellway for the Podcast Awards.

GuyCast - 160 - Farewell Jeff

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT

All good things must come to an end. That's bullshit. I got a job that might actually pay off some bills. Bad news? I gotta be outta town. So i won't be around for every show. I'll be back on though! No worries. This week we also talk about the code, Nigerian Porn, and Mr.s Rogers ruined the world. So good luck guys! I'll be back soon. Thanks everyone - it has been an absolute blast!

-Jeff

GuyCast - 159 - Bears Grilled

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Welcome Back Bitches! Today we talk about Bears Grilled. We also go over some of his top ten, and why people are taking it so seriously. We go on about the Number 23 and some other movies. thesimpsonsmovie.com is a sham. And last we talk about the 99 people you'll meet in college. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 158 - Black Momba

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Ok so this week we have a story i found about 11 XBrick 360's. The Canadian (Eh?) sends us a story about a man permanent pecker. The Black Momba - fuck. Gordo from Canada (Wat's that aboot?) Sends in some old ass movie reviews. Let the sidetracking begin! Enjoy!

GuyCast - 157 - Spot A Pot

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:26:00 GMT

What up Kids? This week its all about the spot and pot. Ticklah sends in a story about how pot benefits peeps with AIDs. Also he sends in another about how people just don't give a fuck. Scott tells us how we got him fired. RacerG lets us know of the freshest gear in town. And to finish it off we discuss some oily spotage and needing extra pants...Enjoy!

GuyCast - 156 - Fuck You Peacock

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Who wants outta Iraq? You? well, thats why your dumb. A burial for the N-Word. NAACP story from midget Abby. Whites only shade tree from Ticklah as well as a slut marries herself. Dear Penthouse from FireRaven. BK - Have it your way from Fuzz. Holy shit this is the peacock episode...Good Luck!

GuyCast - 155 - Will Transformers Blend?

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Guess whos back? Back again! Tell a friend....aight, so short and simple it goes like this. Transformers fucking rocks. July 4th is better in HD, but then again what isn't? iPhone - nice but wait. And guess what that fucker Blends! UFC kicks some ass. And Man Vs. Wild rocks! Why you ask? Drink your own urine and then come ask me...Enjoy!

GuyCast - 154 - I am a retard

Mon, 2 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Aight next week we are on vaca so get yer fill. Liz Claiborne dead. Big ass penguins. Spice Girls go on a reunion world whore, er, tour. English bars going smoke free next week. Craig sends us on a mission to Mars. Pussies get harrased. Retards on the blackboard. Red VS. Blue says goodbye. And a prison sex show just for good measure. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 153 - JK Im 10

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:32:00 GMT

Ok so this week Ryan sends a 10 yr old our way. Cody and Kelly get a shoutout. Nostradamous Dan wants to visit. Paris is STILL a whore. Chris Benoit is a murderer. NBA draft, like people care. iPhone. and Tyson's still weird after 10 years. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 152 - The MANdments

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Damn, well this weeks episode is all about the MANdments. I'm not even gonna explain this shit. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 151 - The Horse Whisperer

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:34:00 GMT

Poopcorn enlightens us with a little opener. We give a shoutout to those that joined us live. Bush hates retards, Tristan was a whore and the newspapers show it. Someone gets stabbed to death. Gay for Grylls. Zoo review by Meg. Nostra says what up. Death by spitting. Robin sends us some good stories. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 150 - No Eye Contact

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Live shows are off and rolling. This week we talk about a wheelchair, the U.S. GP, The organ donor, Bindi Irwin, Alcohol Powder, Ryan VS Pyrovian, The Gay Bomb Tex calls in about it, Jeff is getting T-Shirts, Swords, and someone lost a ball, the bad way. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 149 - GuyCast Live

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:56:00 GMT

Holy Shit! We are finally live! That's right boys and girl(s), we are 100% live. This marks the occasion where we are now available to chat, call in, comment, all LIVE! Everyweek we will be live on Thursday's at 6:00PM EST. This week we have the guys choice awards, Transformers the movie, Live Free or Die Hard, NBA/NHL Finals, Cougars (Meg) and last and certainly least nasty-ass-warts-Paris-Hilton. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 148 - Hey Kids (laser eyes)

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Flight Attendents should be hot, Tex don't like nigga, New York needs more rules on games, Adult Recess - think about it! Man arrested for using 2 dollar bills. Plunger in the poopcorn. Guy cuts off his own leg. And a bear that spins down the lane of complete weird-ness, again. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 147 - The Future's So Bright....

Fri, 8 Jun 2007 01:51:00 GMT

Updates galore. This week we beta test the live and a few get to join in. We rap about the forums, podcast alley, and altered states radio. Man VS Wild come back on June 15. More water at the survival school. Bob Barker Bitches Out. Nobody's story. And Meg wants a half of a man to sleep with. You guess which half. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 146 - Man Vs Leopard

Mon, 4 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT

This week is kinda of a fan run show. All these topics were by you guys. Mostly we get to the shit we promised you last week. Man fights a leopard, A Dutch reality show that we love, the gauntlet teaser. Meg has car issues and whore issues. Nobody found 1500 pairs of shoes, Nostra-Dan, and the Eagles DO suck! Enjoy!

GuyCast - 145 - Fake Out

Fri, 1 Jun 2007 00:52:00 GMT

GuyCast Live Bitches! This week we go over GC live, alterstates radio, podcast alley numbers and the spike guys choice awards. Also we talk about Pirates 3 and Tristan and Adams trip to Atlantic City. Theres beer pong, gambling, a royal flush and he beach. I know who killed me, and a DOA movie with Jamie Presley! Enjoy!

GuyCast - 144 - Pussyfied Kids

Tue, 29 May 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Doc tells kids in High School to have sex and do drugs! Babies in the microwave, and beating a ho with a hoe. Good Luck, Happy Holiday and Enjoy!

GuyCast - 143 - Oily Douche Bags

Fri, 25 May 2007 00:57:00 GMT

Oil companies suck a dick, everybody knows it. We go over it a little today. We talk about how stupid it is and how it effects people, even here in shitsville Md. Tristan gets pwned by a online poker bot. And a couple of movie reviews to relax on. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 142 - His Talking Tools

Mon, 21 May 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Have you eve wished that some hot girl would just tell you how exactly to please a woman? Well if your an IT nerd in your 30's who's never had sex, than you're in luck. Because we've found just the service. In other news, AT&T is using your cyber sex transcripts for jerk bank material, and...we get a story about shit...hopefully next time it more retard and less shit. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 141 - Joy To the World, Fallwell's Dead

Fri, 18 May 2007 01:58:00 GMT

It's just Adam and Tristan today. Opie and Anthony have aparently been fired for something that happens in pretty much the opening 10 seconds of our show, every show. Referees are once again in the spotlight for being retarded, and just in case you needed a little "help" cleaning your little friend, the Weener Cleener comes to the rescue.

GuyCast - 140 - Whos Gay Now

Mon, 14 May 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Craig, you sir, are one gay, fucked up fan my friend. However, this is why why like you. Craig gracefully tells us how to fuck a goat. Then Adam steers us into whats gay and whats not. And we have concluded IF your girl really has a deep seeded fantasy for straping on a huge dildo and fucking you in the ass, your not gay. Sure...anyways our supe sexy brain surgeon nuro-chemical-engineer-doctor-thingy-lady BransRus is back with a great revenge, Alex wants a pig alarm, and Nostrodamus graces - no wait - saves this episode by making us look like we appeal to really smart people. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 139 - Water or Money

Fri, 11 May 2007 01:02:00 GMT

Ok you bitchmade slackers! You fucks actually made us look good! Thanks! congrats to us and you for making us 8th comedy podcast in the world. Spiderman 3 sucks big hair goat balls. Along with how to write a trilogy. A night in Paris in jail with a fist from a dyke. Dale Jr. is going to die for being a bitch. Guys dies for money and water. And the sparkling wiggles responses are for fucktards. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 138 - Our Dicks Are Bigger

Mon, 7 May 2007 23:52:00 GMT

Catch a pred update, some listener emails, one from phsyc nurse, a condom in a kids meal, the use of Semen. The best auto theft to date, condoms to small for indians. Tristan loves candle power lights from autozone. Oh yeah, Sony loves killing goats. Enjoy!

GuyCast - 137 - Pastafarians

Fri, 4 May 2007 01:21:00 GMT

Long Show today. Spidey 3, Malaika tells us Drive is canceled. A crazy trailer for Black Sheep. A little recap of Sunday at Atlantic City. Little bit of the NFL Draft, Brady Quinn, trends in the draft. Racism in the NBA. AND FINALLY THE PASTAFARIANS!

GuyCast - 136 - World of WhoreCraft

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Welcome back kids this week we give a bit of an update on the world of warcraft whore. The we go over some info on the football player that was shot by freindly fire over in Iraq. Adam Cant say Cunt. Some info about Nobody. ANd a great story from Nobody and Tristan tells his story as well. Damn Vandals! Enjoy!

GuyCast - 135 - TV and Stuff

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:05:00 GMT

Ok, Well this week cover some sports updates and then we start rambling about TV. As usual with this show, Tristan probably had a ton of material written down for today show, but derailed it into whatever comes about, so that being said, Enjoy!

134 - Men Like Tits

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:00:00 GMT

We cover some serious ground in this episode. Ok here goes...We go over Smokin Aces, Zaldor writes in, Ticklah has a wee for a wii follow up, the new car called Tesla, some high school romance and a prom prank, Robin tells us about tatoos on eBay, Another paying with pennies dude, Jenna has a brand new Vag, Wife leaves disabled hubby in parking lot, Men Like Tits, Fuzz lets us in on some Craigs List Whore, and last but certainly not least BrainsRUs tells us about a guy that has to marry a goat. Enjoy!

133 - Glamour And VT

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:43:00 GMT

Well This is a hell of a week. First we have a request from the famous Glamour Magazine for all you guys out there. They would like to know if you have been trashed by an ex via the internet. Let us know if you have, please. Secondly and most importantly we discuss what happened at VT this past week. Enjoy!

132 - The Nice Room

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:31:00 GMT

So this week its all about the nice room. What does that mean? Well lets just say Tristan and his girl got caught a couple of times. And by caught I mean doing the nasty in the nicest room in Susans house, as her sister walked in. Good Luck! Enjoy!

131 - Youz A Ho

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Welcome Back! This week we go over the whole Imus deal. Actually we take up the whole damn show about it. Mainly we talk about how media affects people or forces us to feel emotion on certain subjects. This show wont rank as one of our funnier ones, but here at GuyCast, we like to keep things on a even keel. Yeah Right! Enjoy!

130 - Fresh Meats

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:48:00 GMT

Ok, so this week we go over some stuff from Fuzz. Such wonder-ific topics include the Masterbating Trespasser, and Fresh Meats. A rough neck brute bitch from the penn beats the shit out of a pro. We babble on about some movies and stuff. And yet again a little bit on Pyrovian, again.

129 - April Fools

Fri, 6 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Welcome Back Adam! We celebrate by talking about how much you suck at picking NCAA Tourney picks! We move on with a little April Fools jokes, Tristan rates the rise of taj, and Children of Men. And finally, drunk women are ok to bang! Enjoy!

128 - The Enzo Strikes Back

Mon, 2 Apr 2007 03:06:00 GMT

So this week we talk about Whacko Jacko, The return of the Enzo, little bit of poopcorn, and new term for a hand job and the anti rape condom. Enjoy!

127 - Damn Cops

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:10:00 GMT

What up Bitches? this weeks lesson? Cops are fucktards. We got some info on Bum Rush The Charts. A little NCAA tourney jam without Adam again, hes sick. Some props to NASCAR, my story about a dick cop, and some abortion cards that say more than sorry. Enjoy!

126 - Pay With Pennies

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:22:00 GMT

So this week a guy gets pissed about his gas bill, and pays in pennies. More on god damned Pyrovian, an Israeli Ambassador, and some funny sotries from Fuzz. Such tales include World Beer Records, Senior Citizen Discounts at the local Whore House, and Godfather type shit with a girls dog. Enjoy!

125 - Atlantic City

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:54:00 GMT

Adam Joins via the cell phone for a few minutes on the Tourney Updates. Then we head down the audio road of wonderful Atlantic City. Ahh, the bright lights, the wafting aroma of dirty old whores and shit laden streets. This one is an instant classic!

124 - Tons O Shit

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:17:00 GMT

Tristan starts off by lying. We have a little more Bracket updates. Fag Handle is a gay man's penis, just so you know. Wed Mach 22 - Go Bum Rush The Charts, go there. A man has 6 children by 6 different women. Pyrovian is a whacked out mother fucker, again. The funniest thing on Craigs List. Tristan botches the end of the show so we wing it. Good Luck!

123 - Go Terps

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:23:00 GMT

Welcome Back! This week its Adams birthday and we will do him the honor of talking about the Terps and the March Madness. We went out for drinks to celebrate and now I dont remember what the rest of the show is about. I know its funny though! Enjoy!

122 - Poopcorn Stories

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:35:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to me! Anyways, this week we talk about some more of the brackets, the Gala, Mind Controlled Video Games, and obviously Uncle Poopcorn gets in some ol fashion dirty emails to us! Enjoy!

121 - IWD

Fri, 9 Mar 2007 02:12:00 GMT

Welcome Back Bitches! THis week it's all about the women. No just us bashing them. First we hit a little about Bum Rush The Charts, then we move on to some college hoops chat. A little racing and then we move on to International Womens Day. Good Fucking Luck Guys! Enjoy!

120 - Your Emails

Tue, 6 Mar 2007 02:59:00 GMT

Ok so this week the show is pretty much run by you guys...lets hear what you have to say....Enjoy!

119 - Updates and Such

Fri, 2 Mar 2007 04:05:00 GMT

Ok this week we tackle some updates an news and such. If your too damn dumb to figure it out, let me explain. You see, as amazing listeners of GuyCast, you fuckers manage to send us the most retarded yet delightfully entertaining crap. Well, like the shitter at the local bar, the crap piles up. So we expunge our bowels of useless, ass-factory send-ins back upon you. Good Luck!

118 - pyrovianthepyro

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:36:00 GMT

i heard the episode that read about the time nostradamus dan (or was it craig from scotland)told you about the time he got to use a messed up gun well i have something funnier or so i think..

you see im only 13 but i am a raging pyro (dont worry i will not become an arsonist) one day my buddy awhose name is aaron but i shouldnt tell you that and i found a blowtorch in my moms bathroom when we were chasing my cat. i had some spare change so i decided to see what melted copper looked like. mind you i didnt know that pennies are not all copper. i put a penny on a ceramic sink and fired up my newfound friend and put it on high. i eventually suceeded in melting the penny into a few drops of metal.then i heard a car and without thinking swept the molten liguid like substance into a plastic cup and from said chalice in to my hand i then proceded to screech like a feline who has fallen in to a hell of water but with fire instead of water and my hand instead of a cat. i then had 3 tear drop brands on my hand after burning my self with extreem displeasure i fut my other hand on the exeedingly hot ceramic sink. i hope you know that ceramic retains and shares heat. after about 3 minutes of licking my wounds (not literaly) i was then fine. i went in to my garage andmelted all of the change in my pocket. at last i had a lump of change equaling about ten dollars. i then went to my buds corner store and used the lump to buy candy apparently he collected melted money..............

117 - Black Snake Moan

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:29:00 GMT

Heres the deal, Samuel L and Christina Ricci and a big ass chain. So first it was snakes on a plane and now its coked out white girls and a chain! Good Luck Sammy! Anyways ejoy the show!

116- Listen To This Kids!

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Adam and I tackle one more episode without Jeff. Peta goes back to the Naked well, with better results this time. A $100 fine for a snow cock. And a unique way of teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Finally, after a little bit of a break, we get another sliver from the life of Nostradamus Dan. Enjoy.

115 - Dont Know

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:29:00 GMT

Sorry guys I've been sorta busy today, but enjoy the show with Tristan and Adam!

114 - Bad Porn

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:46:00 GMT

Ever wonder who comes up with all those porn titles you love so much? Well fuck if we know, but this week we have the some of the top 100 worst porn names. I'm not even gonna discuss what else we talk about, you'll just have to find out! Enjoy!

113 - Super Crank

Fri, 9 Feb 2007 03:19:00 GMT

So this week we go over the Super Bowl, Manning and the Colts. We also talk about so send-ins from Gordon and J-Rod as well as the movie Crank. And I think someone gets hit with a stun gun.

112 - Huge Tits

Mon, 5 Feb 2007 22:41:00 GMT

So Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are going to de-flower little nerd boys. Women want bigger tits, and we want them to have them! This is another tit-a-lating discussion of tits. Yes i know EVERYONE uses that term, but there just isnt anything that compares to that word. I could try boob-a-licious or HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE SOME FUCKING TITS!, but that wouldnt be the norm. Enjoy!

111 - Bombs In Boston

Fri, 2 Feb 2007 02:56:00 GMT

Hey, were back and in this episode we discuss the super bowl, like anyone really cares. Tristan picks up the "Express" paper and more good news is presented. Then we get to Automated Parking, Naked Coffee, and Beyonce is a fantasy. Then Boston has bombs. Then a nice story from Andrew about how to chop off your manhood. Enjoy!

110 - Kid of The Week

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 16:05:00 GMT

So Criag form Scotland wants to know what T-Ball is. Don't worry Craig we here at GuyCast are dedicated to forcing you to learn the ways of the American Lifstyle! Moving on, we have a kick ass guy of the week with a kid! You'll see why. Gordon sends in some more good shit, as well as Fuzz does the same! Komodo Dragons can have kids without fucking - I say wheres the fun in that? And little bit of Gay Sheep Research to wrap things up! Enjoy!

109 - Water Intoxication

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:12:00 GMT

Ok So how about we talk about some football updates for the playoffs, state of the union address and the undress as well from PETA. Water Intoxication, pay attention, drink to much wate you can die. A great microwave on top the H2 hummer. Great for getting the clothes off women. As well as a lady that dies from a plane jump. Enjoy!

108 - Movies, Adultry and Drugs

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 13:17:00 GMT

This is is a movie review week, we cover a few of the new ones that are going to come out. We take a gander at Oceans 13, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Spiderman 3 and Transformers. Not to mention a few things going on around the world like Adultery equals life in prison. How to fail a drug test the GuyCast way. Enjoy!

107 - Sports And Racist Rangers

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:02:00 GMT

Ok so this week we cover some sports, actually, we cover alot of sports and then move on to some David Beckham, Barry Bonds is a dick and polish it off with a little porn and some racism. All in all its an eventfull day. Enjoy!

106 - Whats In Your Condom

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Welcome back guys. Little review on Serenity and some other movies as well. Another Guy of the Week from "Fuzz". Andre the Giant is the winner hands down for drinking. Dah Ticklah tells us what he thinks of the average beer commercial. Man pays to take her last name. Little attempt at forgery. The damn ATM. Adam is asked to get money from the ATM for someone else. Don't put flower in condoms and then try to fly on a plane. Enjoy!

105 - Sports and/or Reviews

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:38:00 GMT

So this week we talk about the week in soprts and we talk about a "review" we got from a guy names "Malice".

104 - News Updates

Tue, 9 Jan 2007 01:01:00 GMT

So this week we have some emails and we go over current events and some updates. This show has a bunch of topics and listing them all here might just ruin the surprise! Enjoy!

103 - Avoid Getting Busted

Fri, 5 Jan 2007 01:48:00 GMT

Sports without Adam, We call him and we ask for his lame ass NFC pick. We move onto some funny news stories. How not to get busted while smugling large amount of drugs. A little bit more discussion on guns. So Enjoy!

102 - Guns And Ammo

Mon, 1 Jan 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Happy New Years! we here at GuyCast hope you got some ass to start off the new year. If you didn't, well then sorry about your luck loser. This week it's all about Guns & Ammo. No, not the popular magazine, but rather our take on who should have them and why.

101 - Holiday Wrap Up

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 21:41:00 GMT

So how bout a little post holiday cheer? Well too fucking bad your getting it anyways you ungreatfull little bastards! So, we talk about after christmas and on with the new year. Lots of drinking to be had, and what to do for the festivities. As well as how to avoid that nasty fucking headache your sure to get from all the stupid champagne.

100 - Thank You

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Enough Said!

99 - Mery-Raping-Christmas

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 16:14:00 GMT

So this week we go over a few things about the holidays. Also, we got the forum fixed. There is alot of good bits in this episode, so enjoy before the holidays get you down!

98 - Christmas And A Crispy Cock

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT

So guess what? Men Spend more money at Christmas becuase we are lazy fucks and don't shop early.Also thanks to Fuzz, we have this years Ten Most dangerous toys! These range from Jarts to Uranium! And finally we talk about Crispy Cock, what a crazy slut! Enjoy!

97 - Carbon Space Rope

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:27:00 GMT

So this week we talked about the Space tower, Video Game awards, the spy who got poisoned with radiation. And we give out some advise to people who didn't ask for it.

96 - Jeff In Adam Out

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:00:00 GMT

OK well I have almost sobered up and I am back in the game. Adam however is dying over his exams. We wish him the best of luck. Anyways, we talk about the James Bond loving the cock and then we get right into excatly why I was out on thursday. There is a funny story about me winning boyfriend of the year, and then Tristan rants about how much he love a hairy bush. Enjoy!

95 - Jeff Is Out Drunk

Fri, 8 Dec 2006 03:50:00 GMT

Fuck, I'm still drunk...good luck I wasn't at this show so I dont know what happened. Hope it's good! Enjoy!

94 - Women Talk For Heroin High

Tue, 5 Dec 2006 01:40:00 GMT

So this week we have some some news from around the fans. Not really but the Fuzz sent us a story about a global orgasm for world peace. Interesting enough, anyways, we got mail from Johnathan whos is on the road to GuyCast. Fuck Tony Romo! Britney is releasing the sex tape before K-Fed. I little bit of movie/life etiquite. Also we give a proof that women are way more talkative than men, apparently its for feeling of heroin. A little bit of how to deal with the times when you are stuck in the convo with multiple ladies, and theres no way out. Enjoy!

93 - Dont Call It A Comeback

Fri, 1 Dec 2006 03:06:00 GMT

Yeah baby! GuyCast is back in action bitches. We know you missed us, so we give a good show. Actually its so damn good i'm not gonna explain it. You'll love it and your just so overjoyed that we are back in your life, well relax, we are here to stay! So Enjoy!

92 - Ass Backwards

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:36:00 GMT

So this week we go a little backwards, could you tell? A little discussion about thanksgiving, and we are taking off. Yeah it's been a year and we need a break. Over 365 of doing 2 shows a week, we need a vacation. Moving on, we have new guy of the week. This guy is a man of all men. Roughnecks the wild, and makes us all feel weak. Nostodomous Dan gives another good email. He lets us know of how marriage will be. A gentle, soothing voicemail from Craig. Then Tristan gives us a crazy question about being the bitch in the relationship. Enjoy!

91 - Gears of War

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:02:00 GMT

Little bit of NFL update. Some crappy fines done by the NFL to a coach. Referee's are bitches. Spammers on forum, bitches. Delaware Jeff sends us some mail on th edeath penalty, with a kick ass trailer for the movie 300. For the most part this is a review of the game Gears Of War. I talk about the ups and downs of the game. And last but not least Neal Patrick Harris is a bone smoker. Enjoy

90 - Man Laws & Firecrackers

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:00:00 GMT

Tristan wants to steal your identity. I use Adam's last name on the show, then he says it himself. Duke lacrosse whore updates. All strippers are drug addicts. Plus, how to score drugs in Baltimore. Sadam is hung, and Adam wants the YouTube of it. How a firing squad works. Manlaws and urinal etiquette. Updates from England mean someones ass is on fire! Enjoy!

89 - Nerf Guns

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:19:00 GMT

Nerf guns are for kids, yeah? Well fuck you too! We are NOT kids we might enjoy a few items that closely resemble a childs toy, however it more like a man's training weapon. Yeah, thats it! Enjoy!

88 - How To Disrespect Your Intestines

Tue, 7 Nov 2006 03:30:00 GMT

An uncovered woman is equivalent to a pile of meat rotting in the sun...well, that's about the opposite of how we feel about it, but the crazy cleric apparently isn't a fan of the string bikini. Also on the plate for today, Racer G asks why nice guys finish last, and we tell him. And of course, we examine the Drug Deathmatch, the brain child of an obviously twisted (both mentally and digestively) individual. Enjoy Guys.

87 - The Need For Speed

Fri, 3 Nov 2006 00:56:00 GMT

You know that feeling you get when you're slashing through traffic on a highway, feeling good on a sunny day, then you crest over a hill and see one of the boys in blue pointing what looks like a over sized handgun at you? Yeah, those feelings are what the showâs about today. Speeding, driving, tickets, cops, and court. We've also got some input from Racer G, and Guycast Intern Pretty Rare Ryan. Enjoy!

Episode 86 - Look At All These Fucking Costumes

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:20:00 GMT

So we open with a bit from CollegeHumor.com for halloween. We talk about the ususal sluts costumes. Then we get into this bit about MSNBC 10 worst costumes. Turns there are only about 3-4 bad ones the rest are shitty filler. We discuss the reason of having a GuyCast Greeting Card. We also get into a little bit of pranks from Mike at UC Radio. We touch on the shotgun rules, thanks to Shotgunguide.com and our boy Forrest. And last but not least we get a rundown on the Nerf Sniper Riffle. Oh and how can i forget, listen near the end for Susan's birth conrtol and the sexomnia studies. Enjoy!

Episode 85 -Dan's Deadly Email

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:11:00 GMT

This week we bring you football updates, a smidgen of World Series talk, but most importantly, another page from the Manual of Dan. Here's a hint: Someone dies at the end. And of course, what's an entry from Dan without something from his counterpart JustANewKid, Guycast's retarded nemesis. Enjoy!

Episode 84 - Wii And Pranks

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Episode 83 - GuyCast is here to stay...

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:42:00 GMT

365, 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,765.81277 hours, 525,948.766 minutes, and a shitload of seconds. Anyway you slice it, GuyCast is here to stay. For over a year now we have been bringing you knock-down, drag out great radio. Well actually we have just stuck it out for this goddamn long. So we give you an hour today since you gave us a year. Thanks! Enjoy!

Episode 82 - Updates and Hazing News

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:29:00 GMT

I wanna punch someone in the face. New York wants to fire their coach...bitches. South Park hates GuyCast, and Tristan loves Rosie Odonnell now for being a whore. I hate T.O. and Adam has to appoligize to Tristan for being wrong about Phillidelphia Eagles. And then we let you know about a little hazing activities that are going on in the world. Nuggeting and razors from high school. Also we talk about the fat sloppy bitches that got fat from McDonalds. Enjoy!

Episode 81 - The ATL is soft, & so is Metal Gear 3

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:18:00 GMT

Adam, is back on point with football and hes back in town. We go over a few movie reviews, both good and bad. And we get to talkin about a few video games. The new seaons of Nip/Tuck is for bitches, and HD-DVD is doing well, wheras Sony is not. Enjoy!

Episode 80 - Advice (on Tech and Girls)

Mon, 9 Oct 2006 22:32:00 GMT

So this week we go over some things on weather or not to buy a xbox 360 or any of the new platforms. Then we get into a great discussion on a back story you should have handy for picking up women. This is for those time when your about to look like and ass and go home to only your hand. Good Luck!

Episode 79 - Red Bull Gives You Wings

Fri, 6 Oct 2006 01:56:00 GMT

This week, Guycast and Red Bull bring you some cool new technology. First, the Red Bull air races are coming to San Francisco this week, so keep your eyes peeled. Second, the pentagon is sponsoring a competition to see if someone can build a car that drives through traffic on its own. Cool, huh? But if that's a little too high tech for you, we also bring you one of our regular grab yourself and wince stories. Enjoy

Episode 78 - The Expo and Some News

Tue, 3 Oct 2006 03:05:00 GMT

Hey guys, Jeff and I just got back from LA, and it was one hell of a time. We recap that along with some news out of the NFL this weekend, namely a face stomping. There's also news out of Formula One, and an interesting theory from a politician out of South Carolina. Enjoy.

Episode 77 - GCI

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:38:00 GMT

Ever heard of PTI on ESPN? Well we did a GCI. For those of you that don't know what it is, I'll explain. Basically we have gotten so much email and comments from you guys (which we love) that we had literally could not fit it into one ro two shows. So to combat this highly evolved problem we get a super-technical device, aka - a stopwatch. We time ourselves 1-2 minutes a topic. Enjoy!

Episode 76 - Ryan Email And The Chilton Vag

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:57:00 GMT

So this week we get an email from Pretty Rare Ryan. No we here at GuyCast get all kinds of emails; however this one was a new type. What does that mean you ask? Well we it was supposed to tell a story however, it mostly just make us irritable. Also we go into some funny semantics about how to eat your girlfriend's box! Enjoy!

Episode 75 - The Truth About Male Strippers

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:53:00 GMT

So your girl tells you she's going to her friend's bachelorette party, and there's going to be a stripper. Should you let her go? Once again, Guycast to the rescue. We give you the inside skinny of what goes on when girls REALLY get wild (here's a hint, it's not good for you).

Episode 74 - Badass GuyCast

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Ok so after about 73 episodes you start to realize that although things have been moving along pretty well, you need something. And we have figured it out. While GuyCast continues to be the single most important podcast/radio show on the planet, we have noticed that we need your help. And by that we mean we need you to not just listen with tears of laughter, but rather, write/praise/email/vote/chat-about/put-a-banner-on-your-local-highway type of listen with tears of laughter. So this week we give you homework. Don't worry it's easy. Just get someone you know to listen to us. That's it. One person to listen. (This mesage will self destruct in 5 seconds...

Episode 73 - Tabassco Finger In The Ass

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:54:00 GMT

Crap load of emails, and an inaudable voicmail from Craig in scotland. And then, Nostradamus Dan added a little flavor to the show. Bassically he let loose aother monstor story. Except this time instead of giving us a trousers soaked in urine ending...well lets just say the hot sauce has a new way of being used. Anyways as always enjoy the show!

Episode 72 - Sept 11th Special

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:46:00 GMT

Ok 5 years ago to this day we had a terrible attack on the twin towers. Everyone knows that. Well at least thats what we think we know. Now, GuyCast is no skeptic or a wacky nut-job cult leader. But Jeff did come accross and interesting video. Its called Loose Change. It tells a few facts and a few ideals about things that may or may not have happened 5 years ago. Now ther are plenty sides fo this story like ScrewLooseChange.com and so forth, but if nothiing else all we urger you do is watch the video and read both sites. In rememberence of those at the twin tower and the pentagon and in PA. Now is the time for a country to take a look and by all means ask a few questions. Enjoy

Episode 71 - Sex, Lies And Crank

Fri, 8 Sep 2006 00:21:00 GMT

Well this episode starts out talking about how to manage your crazy sex partner. What to watch out for and shit. Adam says the show has an âinfo-mercialâ? appeal in the beginning. Shortly there after we head right back into our usual bullshit. We have a movie review by me, and it is fucking great. Enjoy!

Episode 70 - Steve Irwin - Out, Football - In

Tue, 5 Sep 2006 02:52:00 GMT

Well, boys and girls, as Iâm sure youâve heard by now Steve âThe crocodile hunterâ? Irwin, has died. He went out in a blazing hail of gunfire, and by blazing hail I mean a stingray, and by gunfire I mean the stingray stuck him in the heart. Un-fucking-believable. Any ways we pay tribute to the crazy fucker and move on, right in football season baby! Adam give a few picks for college then breaks it down for the big guns in the NFL. As always I ask a stupid, remedial question that Iâm sure plenty of 3rd graders already knew the answer to. So sit back, relax, watch some animal planet and listen to the wholesome family values that is this weeks episode of GuyCast.

Episode 69 - Battle Of The Email

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:34:00 GMT

Well this is the 69th episode and you know what that means? Nothing really, we have a few emails, a snakes on a plane review and some others. We also talk about exploiting the def phone conversation thing, and we talk about the penguin "Tristan". The meat of this show is about 2 great emails we got. These are very well written and funny as hell.

Episode 68 - Like Reality Only Fake

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:56:00 GMT

Reality TV, it's everywhere. You can't turn your head without seeing some new series featuring bad breakups, messy challenges, or high tention drama...in fact, that sounds kinda like Guycast. But today we talk a little about where it's gone, and where it's going, and how they fake it.

Episodes 67 - Holy Shit

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:12:00 GMT

Sometimes when you hear something you can't help but just go "Holy Shit". That's what today is about. It's also probably about more dick than you wanna think about...but trust us...it's funny.

Episode 66 - Predicting The Future

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:52:00 GMT

What does the future look like? It looks pretty bleak from here. Dan weighs in on the dark future of the Guycast Heroes. We discuss the upcoming future for the NFL, the preseason is underway and things look like their gonna be wierd. As a final prediction, we think that comedy central is going down the toilet, as illustrated by their Roast of William Shatner, which included more gay jokes than "The Wiggles"

Episode 65 - Emails, Death And Double Headed Dong's

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 22:35:00 GMT

Rants and raves, that's what we do here. This week talk about a little review we got from Dan. The new dog "Link". This is the story about me changing my life and the upsetting story that happend to me about 2 weeks ago. The we spawn to how we would like to die. We also get into my shark addiction and shark week. Mostly we talk about Discovery channel. Oh and we talk about teenagers are having less sex. Or so they say! And and last but not least Sweedish porn and huge black double headed dildos. Enjoy!

Episode 64 - Buying A Car

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:17:00 GMT

Buying a car is a big step in every guys life, and a difficult one. Between shady sellers, shady websites, and shady salesmen, it's easy to get screwed during the process. This episode, we try and walk you throug the process, and hopefully keep you from getting bent over the hood of your new car.

Episode 63 - The Party (Part 2)

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:43:00 GMT

Part two of the party. If you missed Monday, go back and listen, because there's some stuff you've just gotta hear. And this will make alot more sense. We're back live and sober on Monday, untill then, enjoy.

Episode 62 - The Party (Part 1)

Mon, 7 Aug 2006 21:00:00 GMT

Ok, so this is the first of a two part episode that happened over the party this weekend. The first part of this episode is a little of the usual and some introduction to the party, then we start the interviews. We tried to interview everyone that we have talked about over the last 60 shows, and we got to most of them and even a few we didnt plan on. This part you'll get Tony Buttons, Ryan Floyd, Drunken Jon, and Susan. What a good time! So enjoy and stay tuned for Thursday's show where we hit a few more that are downright funny as hell!

Episodes 61 - "The Wiggles"

Thu, 3 Aug 2006 22:10:00 GMT

So this episode is going down in history as the âThe Wigglesâ?. Why? Well basically Adam and I over-use the âfagâ? reference towards our fearless leader Tristan, andâwell, heâ pretty much just plain snaps! He goes off on this rant about being a âkid-toucherâ?. I laughed my ass off and so did Tristan. Enjoy!

Episode 60 - The Move In, The Party, The Wardrobe

Tue, 1 Aug 2006 00:40:00 GMT

Butt-F-ing Wild, and the broken computer a couple of stories, Ebay, A couple movie reviews, Emails and voicemails and the other such stuff, a good one in my opinion! Enjoy!

Episode 59 - Myspace and such

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:12:00 GMT

A couple new cars for Greg, Craig's list, facebook, and myspace. Thats about it. Enjoy!

Episode 58 - The Ikea Experience

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:24:00 GMT

Robin on Porno, public sex, and masturbation; Ultimate Guy of the Week = Kevin Federline; Graduation Party, Wiffle Ball, the competitive streak in man; The Ikea Experience, women and decorating, covering lamps with car parts

Episode 57 - Stuffgalore

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:15:00 GMT

So Tristan wants try and stay in the shadow of the real world without a job for as long as possible. Tristan screws up and botches the Pirates movie. We had a couple of movie ratings, a little Johnny Knoxville and the Ringer. A slight little story about Eric and the married girl. Some homerun derby coverage by Adam. Some about the pro-bowl and we tease Jon about the Steelers and the Ravens. Dave Chappell, where the fuck are you now? Tristan is a hypocrite about being famous. And men are machoâbig surprise. There are some other things in there but I canât remember them. Enjoy!

Episode 56 - Public Sex

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 20:29:00 GMT

Public Sex, Japanese Sex Clubs, Masterbation, Celebrity Sex Videos, Sex on on Airplain,and Porn...need I say more?

Episode 55 - Who's Vag Is That

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:19:00 GMT

Tristan finally breaks down and decides to talk about Nascar a little bit, we figured it was only fair because it is the United State's biggest automotive sport (second only in the world to Formula 1). Also, Jeff saw the new Pirates of the Carribean movie, and we have another ultimate guy of the week.

Episode 54 - Who Head-Butts?

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:09:00 GMT

We chat a little bit about growing up with technology, and the effect of not having it for a little bit. After all, where would guys be without out gadgets. Sports Guy adam updates your on the end of the world cup. We try to tackle the issue of gay marraige, hard. Enjoy

Episode 53 - The Strip Clubs

Thu, 6 Jul 2006 22:57:00 GMT

So this episode we talk about all the burning desires of a man. Actually we talk about the reasons why men go to the strip clubs. Whatâs the purpose? Well, sure, everyone knows there hot bitches and large tits thereâbut other than that, what else? Oh, right maybe there isnât anything else. Anyways tune and listen up this episode should rank up there with some of the best of them.

Episode 52 - Happy Birthday America

Tue, 4 Jul 2006 02:42:00 GMT

There's not gonna be a description this week...because I don't feal like doing one...I don't think you even look at these descriptions anyway. If you do read this whole thing, well...here's a treat.Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player; That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more; it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Happy Birthday America!

Episode 51 - The Dry Erase Board...

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:12:00 GMT

So another shows goes "stuff". Here's the deal, right off the bat Adam needs to have the dry erase board and draws a childs version of a set of boobs. This shows intent was to go over our own personal addictions however, as most shows go, we get side tracked. More talk of Tristan being gay, again. Mostly we talk about Adam going to the Dave Mathews concert and Tristan's last few weeks in the autocross season. So enjoy the usual hodgepodge of crap that this episode has become.

Episode 50 - It's Party Time

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:28:00 GMT

Man, you guys should have been there, we had these two chicks doing each other with this double-sided...ahh, who am I kidding? There was no party. Givin the fact there was a 100% chance of rain all weekend. And givin the fact that it has flooded 2 major highways, I'd say the weather man was right. Either way we talk about an "emu" having sex with a guy? Mike at UC Radio couldn't make it either, but are gonna try to get everyone back for the raincheck party. Buttons new music is out and just freaking incredable. T-Rent's intro - outstanding! And last but not least a big thank you to everyone who has made this show possible! Thanks and enjoy!

Episode 49 - Sachel of Dicks

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:22:00 GMT

Man, Ive had a rough day, and this episode is good stuff. Actually I'm just gonna let you listen to it, and you can decide what would fit best for a description.Your just gonna have to listen to it, I'll put up the content tomorrow. If i can...

Episode 48 - Father's Day

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:39:00 GMT

Happy Father's Day bitches...Welcome back for another half hour of whatever the hell else we feel like. Worst father's day gifts are on the menu today. As well as a heated argument over Big Ben and his motorcycle incident. People from Pittsburgh are pretty gay. Enjoy the show guys.

Episode 47 - Just Tits

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 22:22:00 GMT

How do you like em? Big, small, round, flat, up near the chin, down by the waist, fake, real, or as many as you can fit around you? Well gentlemen here it is - the episode of them all, TITS! What exactly do we talk about in this show? Well lets just say I Tristan had his hands down his pants a little more than usual. Either way, this time we cover the bases, favorite features, areola sizes, hell there isn't much a guy COULD'NT talk about regarding those huge bulbous melons of glory! Enjoy...but not too much!

Episode 46 - So Many Championships, So Little Time

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:46:00 GMT

Responding to other people's criticisms has become one of our hobbies. This time it's about a guy who got some mic time over at UCRadio (a great show which you should check out). After getting a little bit of anger out of our systems (well, Jeff's system) we do one of our regular sports updates, this time we do what we can to talk about the world cup, the NBA playoffs, and the Stanley Cup Finals. Enjoy guys

Episode 45- Thursday stuff

Fri, 9 Jun 2006 01:25:00 GMT

Go long, there's a bunch of stuff to be done today.A quick and easy solution to illigal immigration, a stabbing for a bad haircut, grandparents searching for a hitman, the oldest man in Britain shares his secret, why every guy wants to be James Bond, and that scumbag that was killed in Iraq today Abu mohabaidontknowhowtofuckinpronouncethis Zahari....this is assuming we get to it all. let's keep our fingers crossed. Enjoy!.

Episode 44 - Tattoo's

Mon, 5 Jun 2006 23:56:00 GMT

Have you ever seen a guy, maybe at a bar or just at the mall, who has a arm or two covered in tattoos and wondered what went through his head when he got those? Yeah, us too. So we went to the source and found one of those guys to ask him what its all about. Adam's on vacation this week, so we've brought in guest host John to fill in. Of course, all things tattoos are on the radar, so we'll also discuss tattoos on the other sex, and what they mean, and more importantly, what they mean for you.

Episode 43 - Cruise Review

Thu, 1 Jun 2006 20:49:00 GMT

Ok, so today we discuss what it would sound like with Tristanâs head exploding. Well, at least the first couple of minutes we do. Next, we move onto some much anticipated voicemails and emails. Including Mike from Buffalo and his ripped t-shirt experience. Tristan thinks about driving a bulldozer at the age of 12. James from Puerto Rico calls in, and actually calls us intelligent! He must be drunk! Also for Episode 50, we need you guys to send in YOUR top 5 GuyCast Episodes! You get a little bit of information on the GuyCast Party, times and what should be going down. The main topic of this episode is going to me Jeffâs Cruise/Vacation. Such antics include drinking. Snorkeling, gambling, relationships, and all the money we spent! Should be good times, enjoy!

Episode 42 - Throwing A Good Party

Mon, 29 May 2006 23:49:00 GMT

Have you ever been to a really good party? We're sure that you have. The question is, have you ever thrown a really good one? That's what we're here to help you do. This week we go over everything from what to buy to what not to bring, for instance, your mom...unless she's hot. Speaking of party, the Guycast party is closing in fast...book your flights now...and hotels, unless you plan on sleeping in Jeff's backyard. But if you do that you have to deal with the radioactive rats...don't ask why they're back there.

Episode 41 - Just Stuff

Thu, 25 May 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Welcome back and now back to the retardery. Just a couple items of business today. We field an E-mail from one of our neighbors to the north, and ask the question "Is there such a thing as the Canadian culture? probably not...but who knows. We salute our boys over-seas, fighting the good fight in Iraq and Afghanistan as our Ultimate guys of the week. We review both "Reign of Fire" as well as the newly released Davinci Code. And a couple of news stories come across our lap that we thought we'd share with you guys. Enjoy!

Episode 40 - Addressing The Pope

Mon, 22 May 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Well they can't all be winners. We get a little bit serious here. Well, as serious as your Guycast heroes can be. We got an E-mail from our boy Pope Seven I, and it got us a little fired up about race in this country. Race relations, rape allegations, and the power of words were all fair game. Who knew a passing refference to a rapper would incur such seriousness, right? Well, get past us and come back on thursday if your want more wackiness, for now, this is all you get.

Episode 39 The Nerds Strike Back

Thu, 18 May 2006 19:53:00 GMT

So what do you do when nerds have a convention? Why talk about video games of course! What better that to have a huge convention, cram ump-teen-gillion nerds, and gaze at the new gaming system/games? Well the answer to that my friend is have a radio show about it! I'm sorry this will be a short description but I'm on my way out, so check the website around friday night for more information!

Episode 38 - Mother's Day

Mon, 15 May 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Happy Mothers Day, Mom! Arenât you so proud of us? So in this weeks show we go over motherâs day. Well actually Tristan tell us that for his mother's day present to his mom, he asks that all of us do a "clean" show with no cursing. Truth be told, I cannot stop cursing. Also we get into a couple pieces of bidness. A large chunk of the show revolves around my little outing to best buy. So I had a little run-in with a police officer and got a couple tickets. Actually, I was racing down the highway for some new nerd equipment. Also we talk about Robin's birthday, and the drug-lord mom! Enjoy!

Episode 37- E-mails, Updates, and News

Fri, 12 May 2006 03:19:00 GMT

What do you do when your deadline's tight, material is light, and your brain is fried because you stayed up until 5 o'clock in the morning last night looking for those elusive last 2 coins in Super Mario Sunshine? Why, you put together a show like this, that's what! We've once again brought you a hodge podge of stuff we meant to get to anyway. Listener E-mails containing late entries for everything from drug stories to pickup lines. We also bring you some of the wackiest stories we could find from all corners of the globe. Enjoy guys.

Episode 36 - It's summer movie time...

Mon, 8 May 2006 02:09:00 GMT

The summer movie season officially opened on friday with Tom "Out of his F-ing mind". Cruise's latest offering "Mission: Probably Pretty Hard, Kinda: 3". But this is only the biggining of the season when Amercans will flock to the local movie houses and shell out their $13 a piece to enjoy 2 hours without a plot twist in sight. We bring you our own summer movie preview, where we put a guys twist on some of our favorite picks for the summer.

Episode 35 - Drugs!

Thu, 4 May 2006 21:00:00 GMT

So you wanna know about drugs huh? Well youÃ??ve come to the wrong place. We here at GuyCast Inc. are only going to tell you about the crazy, wild and ridiculous shit we have done on drugs. Ok, well truth be told, we are going to tell you a little about all the sides of drugs. Everything from, who does what, to what you should NOT do. We go over some really funny storries of things that have happend while under the influence or while watching somone under the influence. Now remember, GuyCast no longer condones the use of drugs, nor gives a whopping shit if you do use drugs. The important thing to remember boys and girls, is Ã??Friends donÃ??t let friends suck dick for coke!Ã?? Enjoy!

Episode 34 - Footbal, Drinking, & Video Games!

Mon, 1 May 2006 23:42:00 GMT

Nine holes of drinking anyone? Can guys be just friends with women? Can a guy get from the friend ladder to the sex ladder? Is Craig really dead? Are you responsible for having sex with a girl who's rip drunk? Is the "Ladies Lockdown" irresponsible? Are Texans absolutely nuts? Will Mario Willaims do well in the NFL? Is HD-DVD really worth the price? Should you buy Phantom of the Opera, again, for $30? Are Nintendo exutives really smoking pounds and pounds of marijuana? We don't know any of the answers to these questions. But we sure as hell try to figure them out. Enjoy.

Episode 33

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:01:00 GMT

Welcome back for the weekend show! So we've gotten a bunch of E-mails over the history of the show asking how we actually do this thing, and one thing we don't hear from alot of other podcasters is how everything is actually done...we say FUCK THAT! So we depart a little bit from our regular format to let you in on some of the Guycast Secrets. How we record, how it got started, and why the show has changed in the ways that it has. Along with this you get a little bit of the history of how guycast has evolved over the last six months. Pictures of our setup and some of the equipment can be seen in the gallery on the website. www.guycast.net if your interested. Good luck, and if you have any questions or comments, you can always hit us up at Email@guycast.net

Episode 32

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:19:00 GMT

Your Guycast Heroes bring you talk about heroes! We shoot the shit
about what superpowers we and our listeners want, as well as what
would be useful (invisibility in the girl's locker room anyone?). And
the eternal arguments also come up. Superman vs. Spiderman, Batman
vs. Superman. And what would you choose: Invisibility or flight? We
also present our new superhero namesâhere's a hint: they suck. Hope
you enjoy, and keep your drug stories coming for next week!

Episode 31

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:01:00 GMT

So Tristan is getting fat, and what can we do? Nothing let him get fatter! And guess what? Fatty's not a virgin! Who would have guessed? Anyways we have a couple of voicemails, our weekly voicemail from Evan, and a late entry from our boy Kevin. Pope Seven I hit us up with a good email, along with one from Liam, and a heated debated over Sean"s email about Langerâs and poofs. Spring is finally here, and so are the skirts and low cut shirts. Movies, So I got to see the "The Benchwarmersâ? and we need a movie reviewer! Some one out there needs to be the official movie critic for GuyCast. So man up! Sports are wrapping up and I canât name 5 NBA teams. I got to 3. However I can handle NHL no problem. And of course Tristan hating on NASCAR and Dale Jr. Well enjoy, and let us know what you think!

Episode 30

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:03:00 GMT

If you could design a house to fit all of your guy needs, what would it look like? Thatâs the topic for today. After Tristan spent a long weekend putting together his new girlfriends place, he was more than ready to talk about what he would want in his place, along with the other Guycast guys. And whatâs the ultimate guys palace? The playboy mansion of course, but since we forgot to talk it, we talk about Bill Gatesâ $90 million castle in Seattle. We also talk about the man who played a professional sport on acid, and Adam rockinâ the gonj.

Episode 29

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:24:00 GMT

Back Again! Like we weÃ??re leaving? Hell No! Well, this week we get into the bullshit! We talk about the NCAA Final Winner! Riots ensue, while Tristan and Adam almost get arrested. Girls Gone Wild, and then Guys Gone Wild! Landscaping for the ladies, and the inevitable porn discussion. The male drama of SopranoÃ??s, brings on about how much Adam loves drama. We break it down to everything is drama. The ridiculous Oxygen channel, the movie Ã??Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the show goes deep and explainsÃ?Âwell the same usual crap we love. Wild crazy sex with either Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jole? Then we move to a late entry, but still a good story about Ã??squirrelÃ??. The AshronÃ??s Call-Horse story come back around again. And of course GuyCast Whore LynnÃ??s comments on about accepting the drink at the bar. Anysoldier.com, moves into our boys overseas. Americasupports.mil also helps support the troops as well Check it out, and last but not least our boy Evan, clarifying what a Ã??poofÃ?? is. Oh and a piss poor shooting/lying job. Enjoy!

Episode 28

Email@guycast.net — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:06:00 GMT

Rock: Thats what its all about!
And on the 28th day, God said unto the Heroâs, âLet them Have Rock.â? And they Did. And it was good.
Today we bring you just a little bit of bantering about the state of rock and roll today. Was it really better 30 years ago like your dad said? Has top 40 radio ruined music? We sure as hell donât know but thatâs never stopped us before. Also, we have a special surprise guest today. Tristanâs dad drops into make fun of him for his driving habits. And Jeff almost beats the everliving shit out of TristanâWhy? Listen and youâll find out. BONUS: closing music from OFS, Tristan and Adamâs High School band.

Episode 27

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 6 Apr 2006 12:10:00 GMT

Guycast Show Continuity
April 6, 2006

Show Opening
- Cars, sports, drinking, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and whatever the hell we feel likeâYou keep listening, we'll keep talking.
- Web cast (Guycast.net)
- E-mail Email@guycast.net
- 1-206-666-7062
- Forum- Guycast.net/forum

Bidness-
     Guycast Party June 24
          Directions when it comes closer
     Rock 'n Roll next week
          Greatest guys in rock and roll
          Favorites
          Local bands?
     Guys Gone Wild

Ultimate Guy of the Week:
     Stefan Erickson- wrecked Enzo, $1 Million
          Executive of Gizmondo Games
Drunk .09 BAC
"Dietrich"
Gun Clip
Trevor- passenger in SLR (didn't exist), Passing motorist, gun clip, Yacht
Tells police he is a deputy commissioner for the San Gabriel Valley Transit Authority's police anti-terrorism unit (one van, transport disable people)
          Trevor's a real guy, passenger
          Stefan spent 5 years in prison for counterfeiting
          Police confiscated his wife"s car (no license, European tags, stolen out of Great Britain)

Episode 26

Tue, 4 Apr 2006 00:19:00 GMT

Bidness-
      Contest Winners
      Bracket update- 1) Adam- 61 2) Jeff-60 3) Robin-55 4) Tristan-43 5) Brittany-30
J-rod, Brackets
      Poll- Adam 80% approval rating (50% better than the president)
      Frappr Map- Forrest (South Korea) Support the troops
      Desperate High Schooler
Ultimate Guy of the Week:
      Paul Dana- IRL Driver
                Died during practice lap
                Former automotive journalist
           Race goes on?
           Dale Earnhardt
Topic: Great Pickups
      -Can I buy you a drink?
      -Donât I know you?
      -Mike
           âIâm in the bandâ?
      www.linesthataregood.com <http://www.linesthataregood.com>
<http://www.pickupguide.com/layguide>
      âpicking> up women in a night clubâ?
      Genetics- Women looking for a man
           Multiple wives.

Episode 25

Email@GuyCast.net — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:50:00 GMT

Put together one man and one woman what do you get? A recipe for destruction in my opinion. And in this week's episode thatâs what we go over. All the shit-nasty break-ups we got in from you tool-boxes! We got some sick stories and we even grabbed a couple from the web. Why you ask? Well hereâs the deal...other peopleâs misery is down-right funny as hell. There are some stories in here I don't think I ever wanted to know about but what the hell! In other news Adam is joining us on a regular basis, and we think he will work just in GuyCast fashion. Adam brings a totally different dynamic to the show....actually he just comes and hangs out. But he's pretty damn funny and plus he's sick with sports knowledge! So listen up hookers!

Episode 24

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:59:00 GMT

Bidness- First Bi-weekly Guycast for Six Month Anniversary Wednesday- pick ups and break ups Guycast party June 24 Tits on Website NCAA Tourney Final Four Brackets Scoring Job Search Gay E-mails- Alex Craig Matt- First car Spring Break Chicks seen making out- 6 Rum and cokes drank- 482 Titties seen- 0 Daytona Beach Odd place The hotel Cops Ã??Crack Sold hereÃ?? Crazy black dude with $10 Stories Razzles Ã??LetÃ??s get NakedÃ?? The flying discs Ã??How bout them TerpsÃ?? Fast food- Dropping rocks

Episode 23

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:21:00 GMT

So this time one of us got older. ItÃ??s sad to say but itÃ??s true. And worst of all, it was me. ThatÃ??s right it was my 24th birthday last week and weÃ??ve got some stories for you! So basically we talk about the drinking that ensued on Friday night, everyone had a good time and got plastered. There was the funny thing that happened at the end of the night. So after we all got hammered and both Tristan and I broke our faces on the trampoline, it turns out that Tony Buttons and Tristan got a little close that night! Well, not exactly but it does make for a funny-ass story! So listen up, and please donÃ??t drive while hearing this you may cry from laughter as Tristan does during the show! Enjoy!

Episode 22

Email@guycast.net — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:29:00 GMT

What up bitches?!?! So today we go over March Madness. So Adam is here and there is no better at college basketball, at least that we know. So first we talk about how to set up you own bracket, whether it be at work or school or whatever. We also talk about our first impressions now that the brackets are out. All the large conferences vs. all the mid-majors, teams like Duke, Memphis, U-Conn and Villanova. We also talk about how the teams are matched up, and also how OUR picks look. WeÃ??ve got a couple of upsets and we even took RobinÃ??s picks, and TristanÃ??s little sisterÃ??s picks. So we will see how it pans out over the next few weeks. Anyways, if your into College Hoops, this is the show for you! Listen up and enjoy! Next week will be back with the shenanigans from my birthday celebration!

Episode 21

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 7 Mar 2006 03:26:00 GMT

Se habla Espanola? I don't read a lot of Spanish nor do I speak it but I think this was the opener for our show. So we got a couple of shout outs, some from Dave, some from Mike, and some from our boy Zansurf. We actually got around to doing a guy of the week this week. So quit yer bitchin! No, really we are lazy assholes and totally forgot. Snowboarding, what a catastrophe. IÃ??ve never seen anyone fall so much in my life. Tristan is officially the worst snowboarder ever. But it was his first day so IÃ??ll give him a little credit. The big topic for the day was god-awful Academy Awards or Oscars. Too many nominations for Fagback Mountain and more money to George Clooney. Not to mention the 3-6 Mafia song. Anyway enjoy and next week is the Final Four, Baby!

Episode 20

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:33:00 GMT

So whos's the bad-ass now?!?! That's right! We-are! No actually we just hit the big 2-0. Whats that mean? Another Super Special Edition of GuyCast. So this week we are gonna give a shot to a topic we have been promising for awhile now. The Ladies....this is tricky, and by that i mean we don't have enough time to say all the "nice" things we would like to about the ladies. So basically we give you a breakdown from meet & greet, all the way through the "R" word (realtionship for those of you that dont know), and finially how to ditch that bitch! So listen up this should be a good one and let us know if we are on the mark! Untill next week we'll catch you bitches laid her!

Episode 19

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:33:00 GMT

We're late! But don't bother calling Planned Parenthood quite yet. "Anything worth doing,is worth doing late" as we always say. Tristan finally got back from California in time to post this quick show. It's un-freakin'-believable how much stuff builds up to talk about when we're half a week late. We've got new voice-mails, e-mails, and a brand new Guycast Store! Guycast t-shirts, hoodies, and thongs! Get 'em while they're hot! Finally, Tristan Fills us in on some of the nitty-gritty details on his trip out west, and boy was it a trip. Here's a little break-down: -Super Bowl prediction apology -D.U.I Story apology -Guycast store -Tales from Cali -Air Travel -Family Gatherings

Episode 18

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:11:00 GMT

Welcome back for show 18! So we get right into this week with such wacky stories! You asked for emÃ?? and now you got emÃ??! So this week we change it up a bit and go right into the story about the CRX motor-swap. This is where we had a simple plan. An easy uninstall/reinstall. Except it didnÃ??t go as planned. You get to hear about Ryan Ã?? The Drunk!, the engine removal, piss-poor wiring, the reinstall, beating the hell out of the donor car, and the total cost. We also go over a bunch of things that you should and should not do to your car. We give you the tips and tricks that we learned only after 10 years of screwing up, paying to much and doing it twice! Finally, at the very end we handle the bidness! News about t-shirts, the forum, UC Radio and how we botched his promo stuff, and finally a quick Ultimate Guy of the Week! Enjoy!

Episode 17

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 7 Feb 2006 03:05:00 GMT

This is Valentine's Show! This is where we tell you what to get, what not to get, and we go over some other crap about damn v-day. As usual there bidness to go over. Kick-ass emails, The GuyCast Drinking Game, Lance Armstong, Eminem and Kim and a super bowl recap. Basically we tell you the things we hate about v-day, and things you should look to get your significant other. So power tools dnt work, neither do cleaning supplies. We also talk abou our boy over at UC Radio and a bunch of other crap. So listen Up!

Episode 16

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:27:00 GMT

Super Special Super Bowl Show! - With Special Guest Sports Guy Adam! Well this week we talk about some of our fans from way out! Schnell, Ryan, Josh, and of course the phone call from Craig! Bidness - New Logo, beat the junkies, Episode 10 is leaving, Playboy, Trisan bitching about coke. GuyCast Weekly Winner - Steve McQueen, and the Absolute commercial. But our big ass topic of the day is the SuperBowl. We go over the stats (via adam) the predictions, and the commercials, of course! So enjoy the show and hit us on the email (email@guycast.net) or the voicemail (206-666-7062) or the check out the website (guycast.net)!

Episode 15

Email@GuyCast.net — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:18:00 GMT

Episode 15 ehh? Well what to say? Actually i don'y know this show is about the upcoming shows, we have some news and we got a great compliment from some fans! You'll get to hear the clip they did in tribute to our 10th episode. They went ahead and got drunk as piss and did GuyCast slute to us. WOW is all i can say. Fan devotion is a word that comes to mind. Also in this episode we talk about some new software we are trying out. Also heres the deal, we LOVE feedback from you guys. So send us emails, and most importanly we want some audio feedback. All you have to do is call the number (206-666-7062) and leave a message! Thats it! Just like leaving your friends a message it's that easy! Just hit us up and we will play your message!

Episode 14

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 04:45:00 GMT

Well I know most of you are going to hate us. But this is the last babe we are going to put up. In fact all the babes are comming down after this week. Problem is the chicks arnt ours, so down they go. On the upside this episode kicks ass, we talk all about the NFL playoffs, the new webpage and email, all the crazy emails we got from some you guys, the damn winner of the GuyCast Guy Of The Year! Not to the mention the fact that this show will not be going clean anytime soon! You guys voted on it and you got it! We also talked about the Standard Guy Rules! Now on to more pressing issuses like whats wrong with the site (other than the girls comming down)? Wee need to know of bugs or problems or anything you guys see so let us know. Mostly, Enjoy The Show!

Episdoe 13

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:19:00 GMT

Alrighty Then! So this is the part where I tell you something new and exciting regarding the latest episode. However, if you were paying attention or you read the post below you will see that this is the "dark side" of 2005. Whats that mean, you ask? Well I dont know. Mostly Becuase I dont remember. Not really we talk about should the show go clean, the pope dying, katrina, politics, Avian Flu, War in Iraq, and Kri Shivo, Scotty, and the age old discussion or Mary Anne or Ginger. So listen up. Little info on the site. Its comming soon. Trust me I'm working my ass off on it.

Episode 12

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 3 Jan 2006 02:12:00 GMT

Here we go again! This time we trick you. It's a two part episode baby! Well all that means really is that in this episode we go over the lighter side of of 2005. Yeah, yeah we know that everyone and their mother are doing a "year in 2005", but their not the guycast way! So basically were gonna talk about all the stuff that hit the news this year, and maybe a couple of things that didn't. From Micheal to Martha and from gas prices to priceless breakups. So listen up, and recall all the things on the news that made you go "what the ____" And remember thats just part one next week will be part two of the dark side! Have fun and enjoy!

Episode 11

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:18:00 GMT

Alright! Well this is episode 11 and what can we say other than get your jerseys out and crack a beer. Basically in this episode we have Adam on the show and give us insight on the greatest sports moments ever (or at least that we can remember). The basic topic is the top 5 greatest sports moments that youÃ??ve been to/watched. We hit a variety of topics but for the most part this show is all about sports. And never not once does Adam disappoint with his sick sports knowledge. We go over last weekÃ??s poll winner, and as always the guy of the week. Except this week its for the guy of the year, so vote up bitches!

Episode 10

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:32:00 GMT

Well, What Can I Say? Apperently not much when we are all drunk as hell. This show is off the f*ing wall. Im not really sure what the hell happend. We started out good and you can here us get worse and worse. Nontheless, WE DELIVERED! Actually this show is pretty damn funny becuse we had such a hard time staying on topic. Now to let you guys know upfront, the damn recording program was in some sort of frames per milisec or some crap. So when we are calling out "We've been on here for 600 second?" and stuff like that...its not actully seconds. So in Adam and mine and Tristan's defense we thought it WAS in seconds. The best part is we listened to the show the next morning and really figured out how long it was. It rakes in at something around 50 mins. So sorry if its too long, but oh well its WELL worth it! Enjoy and as always hit us up on here or on the email and let us know how it went! P.S. - Tristan apoligizes for the screaming.

Episode 9

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:51:00 GMT

Cleaning House! That's the name of the game in this show. We cover the usual like the guy of the week, the results from the "what to drink poll", and this show really just straighten up the things we needed to cover in the first 8 episodes. But most importantly we cover straight out bitching. In all honesty we really sort of pussy-footed around on the topic for this week so we just sort of went with "lets talk about whatever the hell we want". Hopefully you guys will like this show. Other topics include Christmas, bad driving, "beautiful lips", and what the hell IS Elmo anyways? So listen up, and as always tell us what you think via the comments or email.

Episode 8

Email@GuyCast.net — Tue, 6 Dec 2005 00:44:00 GMT

Aight! This is how it's going down..."Only in America..." This week we talk about the only place in this great world of ours that is a total botch as far as culture, our leader and all that we stand for...uh...unitedly..uh.."No Child Left Behind!" or something on those lines. So if you like stories about diet coke, old people, the just the generalized screwed up society we have triumphed to, listen in. We also talk a lot about the differences in some of the symbols of our country and the other around the world. No don't get me wrong, we are not straight bashing America, but we DEFFINATLY point some of the countries hits, misses and oddities about the Land Of The Free!

Episode 7

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 1 Dec 2005 03:26:00 GMT

Episode 7 Baby! Ok heres the deal, so we got to cover some of the cool ass emails we got, we go over Boyer D. Chew, why i(jeff) don't comment when it comes time for sports, and of course the topic of the week. Movies! Thats right guys movies, and not just any movies - GUY MOVIES! We touch on a few classics, a few newbies, and just some damn good guy movies. This weeks show was done on short notice (again) so we had to record in "the shed" which is built for doing audio recording however is not built like a real studio, so after getting the laptop to work and the mics to sit decently we got underway. You'll notice Tristan yelling at me becuase i was affraid the latop was going to hibernate in the middle of recording. Either way, Enjoy The Show....and keep those emails and comments comming. And of course another big thanks to all you listners out there that keep our lazy asses motivated!

Episode 6

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:15:00 GMT

WOW! We got a kick-ass response from you guys! So a big thanks to you guys. Ok, well on with the show...so this episode is all about fat-ass Americans, and VIDEO GAMES! ThatÃ??s right the wait is over boys...and...Uh girls (if there are any that listen us). We actually recorded this show on Monday night because Tristan is away with family for the holidays stuffing his face. Last week we got a comment from Ben all the way out in Cali (which is amazing that this show has gone cross-country) stating that he would like to see a poll to vote for the guy of the week. Well Ben, you got it. I busted my ass and found a poll that would work. Now, we recorded this episode before I put the poll, so in the episode you wonÃ??t here us ask who you voted for. But I promise on next weekÃ??s show we will let you know who the winner is. Well I think thatÃ??s about it, enjoy and keep the comments/emails coming, we are always trying to improve the show.

Episode 5

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:33:00 GMT

BIG SHOW! Thats boys and girls this show is our 5th week-aversary. At least thats what we're calling it. Ok so the topics here are based around things you would do on your birthday. Specifically the 21st birthday. We knows what goes on that big day, drinking, stippers, and the occasional clown or two. Enjoy, and hit us back with what you think!

Episode 4

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:29:00 GMT

Episode 4, all about bullshit, baby. We talk about T.O., vodka, cigarettes, and Nascar. Plus we finally appologize to all those peopole who we pissed off in the first 3 episodes. Next week, Strippers and Clowns!!

Episode 3

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 02:53:00 GMT

Third Times A Charm! Ok well not really...In this episode we go over questions with morally important implacations...or we talk about cars, we forget. Regardless, you get to hear two funny stories, our top 5's, and of of course this weeks Guycast Ultimate Guy of the Week.

Episode 2

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:51:00 GMT

Alright well we had to go number 2. Well not really, but this is the second episode (in case you couldn't read above). In this episodeit's all about the beer! No, we're not advertising yet. We talk about the Pitt' bar "Crappy's", the stero-typical-bar-go-ers, my lost train of thought, and of course the usual banter. Enjoy!

Episode 1

Email@GuyCast.net — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:49:00 GMT

Ok well this is the very first actual episode. This one explains who we are, what we know (which isnt much) and it has some funny stories like the "piss-bucket", "the football nightmare", and a little info on Apple and the Ipod and stuff. Write comment below if youd like, and we hope you enjoy it. EMAIL US with what you like/disliked, or just to say hello and let us know your listening.